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↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Jan 06 2009, 6:21 pm

"wisdom teeth help"

sorry - all out of wisdom teeth What

↑ supermama2 ↓

Tue, Jan 06 2009, 7:07 pm

GAMZu wrote:

justanothermother wrote:

"Where do you like to shop for your baby?"

You mean I can buy them without a nine month waiting period?

In some communities, that's what kids believe, even into their teens .

that's cute lol

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Tue, Jan 06 2009, 10:29 pm

Bringing on a Period

right after the comma.

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Tue, Jan 06 2009, 10:31 pm

how do you light shabbos candles?

Ask your rav

↑ Atali ↓

Tue, Jan 06 2009, 10:53 pm

"how do you light shabbos candles?"

First take a match, strike it against the box, put the flame to the wicks, then extinguish the match.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Jan 06 2009, 11:00 pm

Biting Victim

Oh, Edward, how could you?

↑ mimivan ↓

Wed, Jan 07 2009, 5:51 pm

Bahamas information...

One Behema is guzzling down pizza and coke...he is about 5 feet tall and lives across the street and always leaves his pizza boxes in the driveway

Another Behema keeps leering at women who are going shopping at the Macolet...he's the one with the frizzy hair and the BO

Another Behema..oh, wait...you want Bahamas information...sorry

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 1:21 pm

"anyone hear of club steak"

I've heard of club foot club sandwich, going to the club ... but never club steak - is that an acronym for s/t What

↑ Atali ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 1:30 pm

Does your DH need a decent job?

Who doesn't?

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 2:38 pm

"looks like I have pupps"

is that a whole litter of puppies ... I've heard of twins & triplets ... shock

↑ shalhevet ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 4:09 pm

Oy, Miss Mikva is back.

Every time I see it I wonder where Mrs Mikva and Mr Mikva are.

justmom ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 4:11 pm

See my post on that topic-- I really think I'm quite clever-- bad sign when you're laughing out loud at your own post!

↑ chaylizi ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 4:11 pm

Miss Mikva makes me think of those junk food t-shirts. Miss Giggle, Mr Happy & so on...

↑ shalhevet ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 4:29 pm

justmom wrote:

See my post on that topic-- I really think I'm quite clever-- bad sign when you're laughing out loud at your own post!

I saw it there before I saw it here - I was LOL too.

zigi ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 4:32 pm

lol miss mikvah was way too funny justmom!

↑ mimivan ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 4:42 pm

reminds me of a Beauty Pageant contestant

But this would be a Jewish Beauty Pageant

Miss Mikveh,
Miss Bentscher
Miss Havdalah Candle Holder
and the winner is....!

↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 6:17 pm

"How to get along on the Internet?"

1. Toss eggs at the screen towards those you disagree with. Eventually, it will be too gooed up and smelly for you to argue with each other.

2. Have l'chaims with your 'nemesis.' Eventually, you will be too drunk to care and will post smileydrunkicons and perhaps fall asleep with your head on some random key.

3. Click that little 'x' key in the corner. That's right. Close it all out when you feel the blood pressure going up.

4. Have a little dan l'chaf zechus and ahavas yisroel. That's the ultimate answer, combined with either a cup of coffee, or cut out your coffee. Eat more fiber, or cut out some fiber.

5. PM a board friend and rage a bit in private.

6. Type out your reply, but don't submit it.

↑ Isramom8 ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 6:27 pm

I thought Miss Mikva was a rant against a friend who was always talking about going to the mikva. You know, you have these women who always talk about their mikva experiences in stage whispers..."and davka when things were so hectic that night...I had to go to the mikva".

But then it would be Mrs. Mikva.

↑ Isramom8 ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 6:44 pm

Phil and Ted - "How To" question

I thought it was a thread on how to open a conversation with one's child about the interesting couple that moved in next door.

↑ realeez ↓

Thu, Jan 08 2009, 7:05 pm

That thread on Bochrim under menu planning - not very appetizing to eat though (I see Shalhevet had the same reaction as me Wink

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