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↑ Zus ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 1:48 pm

"do you get in shape while breastfeeding?"

No, I usually nurse at the computer.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 2:38 pm

Where to pierce a baby's ears

In the center of the lobe is traditional.

↑ mamacita

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 4:54 pm

Where does the fat go?

It's all right behind me. It follows me everywhere. Smile

↑ Fabulous ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 4:54 pm

mamacita wrote:

Where does the fat go?

It's all right behind me. It follows me everywhere. Smile

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 5:05 pm

zaq wrote:

Where to pierce a baby's ears

In the center of the lobe is traditional.

My thoughts exactly.

Birth Control Cream from SC Silverstein.

Wait, the guy who wrote The Giving Tree and all those funny poems also dispenses birth control? From beyond the grave, no less?

↑ GAMZu ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 8:04 pm

Shel Silverstien had a middle initial?

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 8:08 pm

I keep reading that one as BC ice cream!

↑ mimivan ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 8:14 pm

Barbara wrote:

zaq wrote:

Where to pierce a baby's ears

In the center of the lobe is traditional.

My thoughts exactly.

Birth Control Cream from SC Silverstein.

Wait, the guy who wrote The Giving Tree and all those funny poems also dispenses birth control? From beyond the grave, no less?

After reading the Giving Tree, I can see why he would want to dispense birth control LOL

(I.e. message: kids come to this planet just to take and take and take)

Well, I'm not so "enlightened"...I feel free to tell my kids "enough already!" Wink

So I guess that's why I can "justify" having more iy'h...

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 8:26 pm

Milking the system

My system just won't milk itself, so I'm giving formula

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 15 2008, 9:17 pm

mimivan wrote:

After reading the Giving Tree, I can see why he would want to dispense birth control LOL

Hee, hee!
I'm in your corner, mimivan. Chinuch requires teaching kids that it can't be all take and take and take. That's why I hate that book. It seems to make a virtue out of being a doormat.

↑ dainty diva ↓

Tue, Dec 16 2008, 3:50 pm

In school together with spouse

they really let u get married in first grade? wow! which school would allow THAT?

↑ dainty diva ↓

Tue, Dec 16 2008, 3:54 pm

cry cleaners that picks up and delivers

that sounds precisely like my birthing experience....I cried, nurse picked up my torso, and voila! I delivered!

chavs ↓

Tue, Dec 16 2008, 4:07 pm

the thread that said, "looked in my freezer" I thought it said "locked in my freezer" and was shocked/horrified until I read it properly

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 16 2008, 4:19 pm

We had our bris today!

Amazing. Now they're doing mother-son brissim. In my day, people had their baby's bris only.

↑ Zus ↓

Tue, Dec 16 2008, 4:33 pm

"Anyone have a Joovy Caboose?"

Sounds dangerous. I hope it's not contagious!

↑ dainty diva ↓

Tue, Dec 16 2008, 7:20 pm

under "shalom bayis",

HIM

with who then, if not him? do u have HER as a spouse?

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Dec 17 2008, 10:22 am

"giving birth in middletown"

shock

so long as it's not in the middle of town

↑ Fabulous ↓

Wed, Dec 17 2008, 10:23 am

dainty diva wrote:

under "shalom bayis",

HIM

with who then, if not him? do u have HER as a spouse?

That is too funny!

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Dec 17 2008, 10:27 am

Possible to Honor Both Fathers at Bris

Did you use a surrogate or adopt? And if the baby has 2 fathers, who is posting here?

↑ Tehilla ↓

Wed, Dec 17 2008, 10:57 am

"What is the best exercise to trim thighs,and thighs only?"

just take the knife and slice off the skin...oh wait, not chicken thighs here. oops.

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