What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ mimivan ↓

Sun, Nov 09 2008, 5:16 am

Lechatchila...kol ha kavod...but I'd like to see you more often!

do you check your sheitel before putting it on...

for what? bugs? concealed weapons?

Under the category Mikveh, I saw BBQ

Oh, that's an idea...if you don't have a swimming pool and want to grill some steaks indoors! Fun for the whole family...throw 'em all in and don't forget the Hunts BBQ sauce...and make sure to grill a steak for the mikveh lady...

lubaussie ↓

Sun, Nov 09 2008, 6:19 am

I also saw BBQ under Mikvah and was Scratching Head

under menstruation..."I'm confused, can anyone help me please" - yes. It's called a period. All women and girls get one. It's a natural part of growing up Very Happy

Under Nidda Times - "Where do I go?" ...to the mikvah.

"*funny* - power outage during"... my immediate thought was that it happened during...you-know-what embarrassed

"knives"...I'm sure there's a better way to deal with your sholom bayis issues with DH

LOL

↑ GAMZu ↓

Sun, Nov 09 2008, 12:29 pm

What name goes with Dovid?
Hamelech.

supermama2 ↓

Sun, Nov 09 2008, 6:45 pm

GAMZu wrote:

What name goes with Dovid?
Hamelech.

lol I thought the same thing!

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 5:52 am

"Crying it out at nine months?"

someone's really ready to have her baby already!

↑ Fabulous ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 7:38 am

(Pizza dough) - Can you freeze?

Of course I can freeze, I'm made up of about 70% water!

↑ Tehilla ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 8:24 am

"Did your belly button POP?"

no B"H, no exploding belly buttons. my water did though.

"What do baby boys wear to a bris?"

well...I can tell you what they DON'T wear home.

↑ Fabulous ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 8:25 am

Tehilla wrote:

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"What do baby boys wear to a bris?"

well...I can tell you what they DON'T wear home.

I'm sorry, that is too CUTE!

↑ hadasa ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 9:21 am

Until what age do you go to the bus stop?

Well, I guess it depends on one's health. I know a 93-year-old man who comes to Shul by bus every day.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 9:38 am

"when do you POAS?"

please don't do it at the drug store - wait till you get home ... Twisted Evil

what did you think the "G" stands for ?!?!?! GO GO GO

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 9:42 am

"being older than dh"

you were privy to this information before you were betrothed - right ?!?!?!

↑ Clarissa ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 9:59 am

I was going to do one, but it's a tiny bit mean. So I held myself back. Just wanted to share that.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 10:52 am

Clarissa wrote:

I was going to do one, but it's a tiny bit mean. So I held myself back. Just wanted to share that.

good girl

- I wonder what the reward is ... can you at least fill me in on the mean joke ... Twisted Evil

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 10:54 am

speaking of oddities ... I cannot help but almost laugh at this one ...

mikvah - bbq - shnitzel (last poster) Nervous

↑ Mrs. XYZ ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 11:08 am

Clarissa wrote:

I was going to do one, but it's a tiny bit mean. So I held myself back. Just wanted to share that.

Thats called teasing. Twisted Evil

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 11:11 am

Clarissa wrote:

check your inbox, Greenie.

lol - I think you should post it ... even if they can't handle your humour ... they should !!! Nervous

↑ Clarissa ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 11:19 am

Okay, but nobody yell at me. The thread is entitled:

Any word on the adult ADD forum?

And my first thought was:

"Well, I was just about to post about that, but I have to check something...hold on a moment...okay, I'm back, I just want to get this piece of paper, and...what were we talking about? You want a glass of water? Did I show you my new shoes?"

Nobody yell at me -- I mean it.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 11:38 am

clarissa what were you thinking ?!?!?! Twisted Evil

↑ mimivan ↓

Mon, Nov 10 2008, 3:37 pm

should I let my daughter have contacts.

while it is always important to be careful your children are hanging around the right kids...they should have SOME kind of contacts! I mean they need a social life.