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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 03 2008, 11:33 am
"how soon will pregnancy test work?"

well did you pee on it ?!?!?!
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  Lady Godiva  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 03 2008, 2:43 pm
Huge Increased Milk Supply on Rosh Hashona

You got an extra delivery of milk on the holiday?
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  octopus  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 03 2008, 4:12 pm
"sick cooking"

Oh! If my former 5th graders read this, they would totally think it was the coolest, most amazing cooking around!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Oct 03 2008, 4:16 pm
octopus wrote:
"sick cooking"

Oh! If my former 5th graders read this, they would totally think it was the coolest, most amazing cooking around!


well I work hard to make my thread titles inviting ... Wink
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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Oct 04 2008, 8:00 pm
Sick Cooking

Well, take the sheep's head you used for Rosh Hashana, stuff two hard boiled eggs in the eye sockets, mix soy sauce and ketchup so it looks like blood, and spread it around generously, add 1/4 a cup of boiled pus, a few maggots...etc.
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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Oct 04 2008, 8:01 pm
trying for number 2

Well, Ex-Lax usually works well for me.
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  Dandelion1  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Oct 04 2008, 8:29 pm
Rolling Laughter
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  GAMZu  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Oct 04 2008, 8:43 pm
Mimivan- that's quite an imagination! LOL
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  PIP  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Oct 04 2008, 9:32 pm
mimivan wrote:
Sick Cooking

Well, take the sheep's head you used for Rosh Hashana, stuff two hard boiled eggs in the eye sockets, mix soy sauce and ketchup so it looks like blood, and spread it around generously, add 1/4 a cup of boiled pus, a few maggots...etc.


That is SO sick! Puke Rolling Laughter
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  Aidelmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 05 2008, 3:10 pm
11 yr old on new dining room table


The 11 yr old was climbing on her new table. Strange.. I guess she's afraid it'll get ruined.
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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Oct 05 2008, 7:56 pm
PrettyInPink wrote:
mimivan wrote:
Sick Cooking

Well, take the sheep's head you used for Rosh Hashana, stuff two hard boiled eggs in the eye sockets, mix soy sauce and ketchup so it looks like blood, and spread it around generously, add 1/4 a cup of boiled pus, a few maggots...etc.


That is SO sick! Puke Rolling Laughter


what can I say...I was the only girl and had two older brothers...we had our share of sick cooking (although not quite like this...)
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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 2:34 am
Kapporos with chickens
....yeah it also annoys me when I'm trying to do kapporos and there are all these people around who are too afraid to pick up a squawking bird.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 2:43 pm
"homemade bird from eggshell ... "

you need a bird to sit on it ... Scratching Head
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  Mrs. XYZ  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 4:42 pm
mimivan wrote:
Kapporos with chickens
....yeah it also annoys me when I'm trying to do kapporos and there are all these people around who are too afraid to pick up a squawking bird.


Yeah I am also one of the brave ones who do it by myself.

This year I saw something really funny. A lady was doing it for her husband! It seems he was the squeamish one and she was holding it and turning it over his head.
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  Tehilla  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 5:22 pm
I'm not squeamish but I like for my husband to do it for me.

when I was in seminary, I used to have one in each hand swinging for two other girls at one time. they were too squeamish, and I was too impatient so I doubled up.
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  mimivan  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 5:23 pm
I felt sorry for the poor bird the first time I did kapporos. I had just learned to read Hebrew and I said the tefillah so slowly, I think that little chicken was trying to say "oh, just shecht me already!!"
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  Zus  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 6:33 pm
I thought that someone else was supposed to do it for you...we do it with money in stead of chickens and we never do it for ourselves, we do it for each other.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 6:43 pm
fyi - I didn't go into any of those kaporos threads so that I don't vomit ... but thanks for bringing it here Puke NOT !!!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 6:50 pm
"a flock of kaporos on my head"

mazel tov mazel tov Music
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  Tehilla  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 06 2008, 8:42 pm
"Girls Napkin Collection in full swing!!!!!!!!!!!"

what, now we have designer sanitary napkins?
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