Kids Corner- Share an adorable comment your child made

amother

↑ OP ↓

Tue, Jan 07 2025, 9:00 pm

dd7
"totty and mommy you are friends today, youre smiling to each others every few minutes..." she was winking at us and beaming!
lol. we had a big date night planned for that evening and we were just beaming all day
it was so funny how she expressed it

amother

↑ Daisy ↓

Tue, Jan 07 2025, 10:48 pm

Dd5 is not great with speech. She does kriah from a book called kriah neima, she calles it her creama neema.

amother

↑ Mint

Tue, Jan 07 2025, 10:50 pm

amother Daisy wrote:

Dd5 is not great with speech. She does kriah from a book called kriah neima, she calles it her creama neema.

amother

↑ Salmon

Tue, Jan 07 2025, 11:04 pm

DS almost 3 calls his ponytail holders his “ponytailers”

He also says that when he’s bigger, he’s going to be a rebbi because he’ll have a red beard (which he gave himself tonight with marinara sauce) LOL

amother

↑ Forestgreen

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 4:14 pm

DD3 wanted to play hide and seek.
Her: where should I hide?
Me: don't tell me, it's a secret. Just go hide and then I'll try and find you
Her: ok, I'm going to hide under the bed
Me: ok, but don't tell me!
Her whispering: I'm going to hide under the bed

amother

↑ Cornsilk ↓

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 4:28 pm

amother Mint wrote:

My 5 yr old has been calling cucumbers "coocoocumbers" since she was 2 and I'll be so sad when she outgrows it...

She also calls rectangles "reckintangles". I love these accidental pronunciations!

We speak English at home but DD from 1.5 was in an ivrit gan, she started calling legs -leglayim,
A mix of reglayim - in ivrit and legs.
It's the cutest hebrish I've heard.

amother

↑ Natural ↓

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 4:40 pm

amother Cornsilk wrote:

We speak English at home but DD from 1.5 was in an ivrit gan, she started calling legs -leglayim,
A mix of reglayim - in ivrit and legs.
It's the cutest hebrish I've heard.

🤣🤣🤣

amother

↑ Natural

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 4:53 pm

amother Sienna wrote:

A common one is: arts and cracks!

And bref krist

amother

↑ Sienna

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 5:01 pm

DD3: What bracha is potato chips? Hu'adama man or Mezonos-man?

(In playgroup, when they learned each bracha, they made a man with those foods.)

amother

Eggplant

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 5:44 pm

DC3 is in their first year of Israeli gan and learning Hebrew, so picking up some words but not all in school.

On Chanukah, after lighting, DC: When are we going to the Beit Mikdash?
Me: hopefully soon.
DC: can we go tomorrow?

amother

Mulberry ↓

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 5:47 pm

dd 3 :
I want more kitchen oggets (chicken nuggets)

also to my husband
"why are you a regular tatty, I don't want you to be a regular tatty" when asked why she said "you should be a baker tatty"

amother

↑ Mulberry

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 8:06 pm

my 5 yr old wants to be a "Everything Man" aka a fireman, policeman, hatzala, rebbi, all rolled up in one

amother

Begonia

Wed, Jan 08 2025, 8:23 pm

DS 2.5- "Ma, I can't believe you're not listening to me! Now I'm gonna have to give you a consequence!"

amother

↑ OP

Yesterday at 7:21 pm

amother Mulberry wrote:

my 5 yr old wants to be a "Everything Man" aka a fireman, policeman, hatzala, rebbi, all rolled up in one

on that note, my daughter called her principal the "assembly man" today
it came out funny

amother

Wheat

Yesterday at 8:53 pm

6 and a half year old son asked me few times if I am having a baby. I gave him the canned answer that when hashem wants he will send us a baby.
In my six month he asked if I felt a baby kicking in my belly. Now I don't lie to my kids so I told him yes but it's a big secret.
So he asked me " does tatty know yet".

I told my 13 year old that his sister was pregnant his response was "oh o, I was afraid of that" so I asked him "why" he said because that means they did something. So I said " how do you think you came to be" mind blown. I told me husband that night he better sit down with this child and give him the talk so he will not think s@x is not ok.

Tao

Yesterday at 11:58 pm

My 5 year old sighing as he ate dinner, "Mommy, I tasted something I didn't like, but I didn't give up."

My husband and I were talking and he was trying to interrupt as usual so we were ignoring him and continuing our conversation.(he knows he needs to wait for someone to finish talking before talking to them but it's hard for him) Apparently we were taking too long because he scrunched up his face and snapped, "Can I get a word in?!"

I made him do something (can't remember what now, probably go to the bathroom I'm guessing!!) and leave his food on the table for 2 minutes and he said dramatically "But if I don't finish it now it's going to expire!"

amother

↑ Cornsilk

Today at 2:21 am

amother Eggplant wrote:

Just wait until they learn about Homon/haman by Purim, it really confuses the English speakers when the Israeli ganenet starts talking about 'the man'