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amother
Diamond  


 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2024, 8:36 am
I was sick in bed for a few days…
He decided to be nice and do the laundry….
Instead of using detergent he used a cup of bleach!
Kids winter shabbos clothes.., school pants, uniform skirts….. gone

Oh I can write a book!
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amother
Carnation  


 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2024, 8:37 am
When our oldest son was a baby my husband was changing him while sitting on his bed. Before he put a clean daiper on him he bent over to tickle him and got sprayed in the face..eyes mouth & nose!!
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amother
  NeonGreen


 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2024, 8:38 am
amother Diamond wrote:
I was sick in bed for a few days…
He decided to be nice and do the laundry….
Instead of using detergent he used a cup of bleach!
Kids winter shabbos clothes.., school pants, uniform skirts….. gone

Oh I can write a book!


No way!!!
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momma 17




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2024, 8:46 am
Our oldest neice is a few months younger than our or first baby.
We were all together on yom tov.
My sil asked her husband to change the baby's daiper so she could daven. He looked helpless so my husband stepped in to help being the very "experienced" father.
While he was showing him what to do she went ahead and soaked the bed!
Sil was still davening so I took over and cleaned up!
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amother
Nasturtium


 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2024, 10:00 am
amother DarkYellow wrote:
The first time he made chicken I left [what I thought were detailed] instructions. I opened the pan to find 4 yummy chicken pieces along with the butchers pad that comes underneath.

The first time dh did laundry he accidentally washed a light pink sock in a dark load, and it got gray. I was right after a baby so of course I cried. The next afternoon he left me a note that he's sorry about the sock and he redid the dark load with the other sock so now they match again. 🤦‍♀️


That's really sweet
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amother
Bone  


 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2024, 10:37 am
amother Tan wrote:
I love when people say this as if it’s all men. My dh is probably better than me. He’d never dress my kid backwards or anything, he’d match my kids outfits better than I can, etc
The stories you’re hearing is the funny ones where people make fun of the male incompetence you’re talking about, but I’d venture to say it’s not most males


It is most males.

Your husband is the minority.

Most men have trouble with dressing babies and the like.

That's not to say they are incompetent. Just they tend to have different areas of competence than women.
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amother
Sienna  


 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2024, 10:51 am
amother Bone wrote:
It is most males.

Your husband is the minority.

Most men have trouble with dressing babies and the like.

That's not to say they are incompetent. Just they tend to have different areas of competence than women.


I guess my husband is the minority as well. Is he as good at picking out clothes? No, but in a pinch he can take a shirt, black pants, undershirt, diaper, socks, and get the kid dressed just fine. Will the hair be quite as neat? No, but only because he doesn't have the experience I have. There's nothing wrong with his fine motor skills or his willpower.

He can clean many things better than I can, he's naturally tidier, he doesn't hate making supper the way I do...
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amother
  Bone  


 

Post Fri, Dec 06 2024, 11:06 am
amother Sienna wrote:
I guess my husband is the minority as well. Is he as good at picking out clothes? No, but in a pinch he can take a shirt, black pants, undershirt, diaper, socks, and get the kid dressed just fine. Will the hair be quite as neat? No, but only because he doesn't have the experience I have. There's nothing wrong with his fine motor skills or his willpower.

He can clean many things better than I can, he's naturally tidier, he doesn't hate making supper the way I do...


Of course there are men who are better at those things. but that can still be the minority.
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amother
Ecru


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 6:19 am
This is the funniest thing ever. I've watched it so many times.
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amother
Lawngreen


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 6:32 am
amother Beige wrote:
Male incompetence is tragic

this is silly
im sure the mens thread abt the funniest thing their wife did is funnier lol
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amother
  Diamond  


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 6:49 am
amother Lawngreen wrote:
this is silly
im sure the mens thread abt the funniest thing their wife did is funnier lol


Not really because in general we are very practical.
Obviously there are many absent minded, uncapable women just like there are some very capable, responsible men.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 6:54 am
amother Diamond wrote:
Not really because in general we are very practical.
Obviously there are many absent minded, uncapable women just like there are some very capable, responsible men.


My husband would have very funny things to write about me if I attempted any home repairs or furniture building.
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amother
Pear  


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 7:11 am
When we were quite newly married my husband wanted to know what to eat on an Friday lunch time so I told him there was leftover curried chicken from the night before. I came into see him eating the yellow potato salad for shabbos which I had carefully spooned into a glass serving dish with garnish on top. He must have just seen the yellow and gone with it! I cried because I made it especially for shabbos and now had to think of something else to make! He was so apologetic!
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amother
  Pear


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 7:13 am
[My husband is a super nice person (way nicer than me) with many, many strengths (the most admirable being absolutely incredible self control), and he has traditionally male strengths and weaknesses. It's the majority. The stereotype wouldn't exist if it wasn't. I think we do a massive disservice to women by making them think their husbands need to live up to some bizarre standard or that they're choosing to be incompetent, no wonder people start thinking up that they have shalom bayis issues after spending time on here. If noone is trying to hurt anyone let's just let people be happy]
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amother
Darkblue


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 7:14 am
I was hemorraging badly (after a miscarriage procedure gone awry). I sent him to buy me pads, as I was going through them by the minute and he came back with Mike N Ikes, chocolate and 2 packs of panty liners (they were cheaper than the other ones)
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amother
  Maple  


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 7:23 am
My dh is super sweet and helpful! This past motzei shabbos I was out and the kids asked for farina for melava malka. When I came home, he told me, I thought our kids love farina, for some reason they barely ate! I asked him how he made it, he said he followed instructions on the box-farina, water, and salt! LOL
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amother
  Diamond  


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 7:24 am
amother Darkblue wrote:
I was hemorraging badly (after a miscarriage procedure gone awry). I sent him to buy me pads, as I was going through them by the minute and he came back with Mike N Ikes, chocolate and 2 packs of panty liners (they were cheaper than the other ones)


🤣 how was he supposed to know??
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amother
  Tuberose  


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 8:13 am
amother Maple wrote:
My dh is super sweet and helpful! This past motzei shabbos I was out and the kids asked for farina for melava malka. When I came home, he told me, I thought our kids love farina, for some reason they barely ate! I asked him how he made it, he said he followed instructions on the box-farina, water, and salt! LOL


Dumb question but how do you make farina? I always followed the instructions although I used milk instead of water
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  Queen Of Hearts




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 8:16 am
amother Tuberose wrote:
Dumb question but how do you make farina? I always followed the instructions although I used milk instead of water


What doesn't say in the instructions is sugar. Lots of sugar!
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amother
  Tuberose


 

Post Mon, Dec 09 2024, 8:24 am
Queen Of Hearts wrote:
What doesn't say in the instructions is sugar. Lots of sugar!


Ah. We do it with drinking cocoa powder that has sugar in it as well as honey so they don’t go overboard with the cocoa
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