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amother
Oatmeal
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 Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:23 pm
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In my yichud room when took bc pill randomly mentioned that it keeps my period back. So he's like cool why isn't everybody on it always and eliminate this whole niddah situation..... Found it cute and innocent
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:30 pm
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When my baby was around 2 months old we had asimcha . I bathed her and asked my husband to dress her. I get a call from my mom and hour later. She could barely speak my dh forgot to put on a pamper his excuse: I didn't prepare one with her clothing
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:37 pm
| amother Cyan wrote: | | When my baby was around 2 months old we had asimcha . I bathed her and asked my husband to dress her. I get a call from my mom and hour later. She could barely speak my dh forgot to put on a pamper his excuse: I didn't prepare one with her clothing |
This wins so far!!! 
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:39 pm
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Male incompetence is tragic
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:01 pm
It was Purim and dh was drunk. Bunch of men were dancing in a yard that wasn’t level. He lost his footing and being drunk, couldn’t catch himself. Someone ran to tell me he heard a crack and he for sure broke his foot and they called Hatzola. I went there and went in ambulance with him. Dh knows medical supplies companies because someone he’s close to, sells medical supplies. He was real high on alcohol. Every 2 minutes, on the way to the hospital, he asked the Hatzola men what company medical supplies they use, and then proceeded to tell them that his friend sells _____ company and they should buy that. Literally every 2 minutes, and he said it each time as if it was the first time he’s telling them this news. I was laughing hysterically and apologized to them that he’s drunk so he can’t even remember what he said. They told me dw this is the best drunk we ever transported! Usually they’re sick like dogs if we’re transporting them! (Bh my husband doesn’t get sick, he gets really high though)
When we got to the hospital, the nurse asked if he drank anything and dh very proudly says, ye a couple bottles of wine. I think this nurse’s eyes flew off, and she repeated “a couple BOTTLES”?? I thought oh boy she’s going to think he’s a real drunkard so I said yes, only today because it’s our holiday of Purim. I thought she for sure knew about it; this was a big hospital in the tristate area! But she shook her head as if yeah right, only today! I think I was mortified then but I loved making fun of dh afterwards when he was sober! Though he still doesn’t believe me that he told the Hatzola guys the same dumb thing 15 times
Anonymous to protect the identity of the (not so) innocent!!
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:03 pm
I love when people say this as if it’s all men. My dh is probably better than me. He’d never dress my kid backwards or anything, he’d match my kids outfits better than I can, etc
The stories you’re hearing is the funny ones where people make fun of the male incompetence you’re talking about, but I’d venture to say it’s not most males
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:04 pm
| amother Tan wrote: | I love when people say this as if it’s all men. My dh is probably better than me. He’d never dress my kid backwards or anything, he’d match my kids outfits better than I can, etc
The stories you’re hearing is the funny ones where people make fun of the male incompetence you’re talking about, but I’d venture to say it’s not most males |
I know that and that’s why I’m saying that it’s tragic that some men are like that. This thread is supposed to be funny (and it is) but it’s actually tragic.
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tweety1
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:04 pm
Dr to Mr Y: why are you here today?
Because my wife sent me
(Ladies, this man was burning with fever and really sick)
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:05 pm
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My husband (many years ago) stuck his finger into a mouse trap to see if it worked.
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:07 pm
| amother Beige wrote: | | I know that and that’s why I’m saying that it’s tragic that some men are like that. This thread is supposed to be funny (and it is) but it’s actually tragic. |
There are things that are actually tragic, this isn't one of them.
Those are actually funny.
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ittsamother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:11 pm
And on a thread where men will share stories of how their wife messed up something in the car or broke something in the house or couldn't figure out how to hang a picture frame correctly etc there will be one guy there who says "female incompetence is tragic" : )
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:34 pm
My (28 year old) DH decided he had heart pains, so checked into the ER. The Dr told him it’s heartburn so he should be careful with certain foods he eats.
On his way home, I call him to ask if he wants anything in the grocery order and he answers, “ BBQ chips.״
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 10:52 pm
Oy Hashem THIS is tragic??? May you never know of real tragedy!!
Men are wired differently than women. They're good at different stuff. It's like as basic as it gets. Sad that you find that tragic!!!
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Tao
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 11:02 pm
| amother Saddlebrown wrote: | | My husband (many years ago) stuck his finger into a mouse trap to see if it worked. |
and now I must know if it did??
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 11:03 pm
When I picked up baby from the babysitter she asked if my husband got baby dressed this morning and I said yes. She said I thought so, babies shoes were on the wrong feet 
While dh maybe can’t dress a baby like me, there’s many things he’s great at so no tragedy here
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Hamayvin Yavin
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 11:04 pm
| Tao wrote: | | and now I must know if it did?? |
I would presume so, otherwise it would not be a particularly funny story. 😉
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 11:07 pm
babysitter had a sub one day...husband did pickup and started walking out the door with the wrong baby!! the real mom walked in and stopped him!
my baby is a girl-he walked out with a boy!
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amother
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Thu, Dec 05 2024, 11:12 pm
| amother Tan wrote: | It was Purim and dh was drunk. Bunch of men were dancing in a yard that wasn’t level. He lost his footing and being drunk, couldn’t catch himself. Someone ran to tell me he heard a crack and he for sure broke his foot and they called Hatzola. I went there and went in ambulance with him. Dh knows medical supplies companies because someone he’s close to, sells medical supplies. He was real high on alcohol. Every 2 minutes, on the way to the hospital, he asked the Hatzola men what company medical supplies they use, and then proceeded to tell them that his friend sells _____ company and they should buy that. Literally every 2 minutes, and he said it each time as if it was the first time he’s telling them this news. I was laughing hysterically and apologized to them that he’s drunk so he can’t even remember what he said. They told me dw this is the best drunk we ever transported! Usually they’re sick like dogs if we’re transporting them! (Bh my husband doesn’t get sick, he gets really high though)
When we got to the hospital, the nurse asked if he drank anything and dh very proudly says, ye a couple bottles of wine. I think this nurse’s eyes flew off, and she repeated “a couple BOTTLES”?? I thought oh boy she’s going to think he’s a real drunkard so I said yes, only today because it’s our holiday of Purim. I thought she for sure knew about it; this was a big hospital in the tristate area! But she shook her head as if yeah right, only today! I think I was mortified then but I loved making fun of dh afterwards when he was sober! Though he still doesn’t believe me that he told the Hatzola guys the same dumb thing 15 times
Anonymous to protect the identity of the (not so) innocent!! |
Was his foot broken in the end?
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