Funniest thing ur husband ever did

amother

↑ Pearl

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:12 pm

amother Stone wrote:

babysitter had a sub one day...husband did pickup and started walking out the door with the wrong baby!! the real mom walked in and stopped him!
my baby is a girl-he walked out with a boy!

Omg I’d be so mad at him, but this is beyond hilarious!

amother

↑ Maple ↓

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:13 pm

Dh was traveling to israel as yeshiva bochur. He asked steward if he can switch seats since he cant sit next to a woman. The steward was like, thats a man! He was trying so hard not to look that he literally didnt notice! LOL

amother

DarkYellow

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:51 pm

The first time he made chicken I left [what I thought were detailed] instructions. I opened the pan to find 4 yummy chicken pieces along with the butchers pad that comes underneath.

The first time dh did laundry he accidentally washed a light pink sock in a dark load, and it got gray. I was right after a baby so of course I cried. The next afternoon he left me a note that he's sorry about the sock and he redid the dark load with the other sock so now they match again. 🤦‍♀️

amother

Bottlebrush

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:55 pm

amother Stone wrote:

babysitter had a sub one day...husband did pickup and started walking out the door with the wrong baby!! the real mom walked in and stopped him!
my baby is a girl-he walked out with a boy!

We were at a wedding with our Doona. On the way out we stopped to talk to someone. Dh said goodbye and pushed the Doona away. The other woman said um that's my baby you're walking away with

amother

DarkMagenta

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 8:56 pm

amother DarkYellow wrote:

That is the winner in my book!!! Adorable.

amother

Steelblue

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 9:51 pm

He wanted me to make pepper steak for dinner one night. He couldn’t find the word for it in his head, so said “vegetable meat” not sure why it stuck in my head but I thought it was hilarious.

amother

Jetblack

Thu, Dec 05 2024, 11:45 pm

My dh wanted to suprise my daughter with a cake for her bday while I was away. he got out a recipe book and my youngest helped him (age 6). she showed him to line thr baking pan with baking paper. My dh then told dd we don't put paper in the oven. She of course told him course you do Mom does all the time. He then phoned me to ask me!

amother

↑ Tan

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 12:13 am

amother Pearl wrote:

Was his foot broken in the end?

Yes, it was a bad break and he needed 2 surgeries! He stayed in the hospital for a couple days

freilich

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 5:11 am

amother DarkYellow wrote:

Gotta must say that is sweet. Made me smile.

amother

Rose

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 5:16 am

When we didn’t have a washer and dryer in the house… my husband went to get the car. I was outside waiting for him with the laundry. He pulls up I open the back door put the laundry In close the door and he just drives off… he was on the phone and not paying attention and though I got in the car! Lol I was standing there with my mouth wide open. 3 min later he comes rushing back up the block.. we were married maybe a year at that point.

amother

Sage

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 5:42 am

Motzei shabbos after 3 days yom tov, my dh made havdalah. He took a sip of grape juice and immediately spat it out into the tray. He tells me: ugh, it’s rotten! And I go: honey, didn’t you just brush your teeth?

amother

Catmint

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 5:57 am

It was our first night home from the hospital with our newborn baby, and like any newborn, she woke up crying in the middle of the night.

My husband reached for the alarm clock and tried to snooze it, again and again and again, until I scrambled out of bed to feed her and she quieted down.

a2z

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 6:00 am

amother DarkYellow wrote:

This is the cutest thing

amother

Myrtle

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 6:42 am

amother Stone wrote:

babysitter had a sub one day...husband did pickup and started walking out the door with the wrong baby!! the real mom walked in and stopped him!
my baby is a girl-he walked out with a boy!

Omg how??? LOL

amother

Pistachio

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 6:51 am

amother Tuberose wrote:

First time DH got our baby dressed I reminded him to make sure he puts the arms in the arm holes and legs in the leg holes. DH assured me he knew what he was doing.
1 minute later he asks me to help him figure out the snaps because something doesn’t make sense.
He got the baby dressed sideways. He had one arm in an arm hole, one arm in a leg hole, one leg in an arm hole and one leg in a leg hole. Since the opening for the head was incorrectly placed, he couldn’t figure out how to close the snaps

I got him this onesie as a gag gift afterwards

This is adorable! I'm getting it for a chanukah gift for my baby/husband

My husband rarely changes the baby diapers or clothes. He is the youngest in his family so when he does it's a whole operation! He rolls up his sleeves, sets out like 10 wipes.

One time I hear him attempting to snap back on the babys stretchie and I hear him muttering "I am NOT a fool, I can figure this out!"

amother

NeonGreen ↓

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 7:00 am

This is the funniest thread ever.

We couldn’t find my three year old son’s kipa one morning. Later in the day my husband calls me he keeps getting weird looks all day and he just figured it out- he’s wearing a kipa with a bright orange aleph😂

amother

↑ NeonGreen ↓

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 7:02 am

My kid was mad that there were no cupcakes left for him so my husband made him eggs in shape of a cupcake and put in sprinkles and chocolate chips. It’s become a breakfast option.
My kids can’t understand why I won’t make it like that

amother

Salmon

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 7:09 am

amother Tan wrote:

I love when people say this as if it’s all men. My dh is probably better than me. He’d never dress my kid backwards or anything, he’d match my kids outfits better than I can, etc
The stories you’re hearing is the funny ones where people make fun of the male incompetence you’re talking about, but I’d venture to say it’s not most males

Remember it's imamother. A world where all men are dumb incompetent abusive controlling and of course pen watchers.

I have no jokes to make about my husband he's definitely creative cqn find unique ways of solving problems but nothing I'd make him into a laughing stock over.
Whenever I leave him "in control" (post partum) he does a great job at child care and household management on top of hus responsibilities I'm put to shame ..and I come home to compliments about hubby from neighbors bus drivers and teachers

amother

↑ NeonGreen ↓

Fri, Dec 06 2024, 7:24 am

This one is gonna give me away; I’ve shared it so many times.
During Sheva brachos we went for our marriage license. We get to the building and weren’t sure which floor to go to.
Dh asks the security guard “which floor for marriage counseling?”😂