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  Hamayvin Yavin  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 1:31 am
Help me here I’m lost

You are here. On imamother.
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  Ihatepotatoes




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 1:38 am
Tao wrote:
Trumps Cabinet

Oh great, another thing for women to feel self-conscious about. Listen, the guy can afford to have 100 people organize his cabinets. No need to feel inferior that yours are all over the place by comparison. I bet the guy has never even held a bottle of cleaning spray in his life.



Let me tell you something, folks—my lazy Susan is miles ahead of Kamala’s. I mean, people talk about her cabinet, but have you seen her lazy Susan? Total mess! Spinning around like a maniac, out of control—chaos! Stuff just flying everywhere. Hers is what I call a lazy Susan disaster, folks, and believe me, people are talking about it. Her cinnamon and garlic salt? Mixing all over the place, just terrible.

But mine? Oh, mine is different. My lazy Susan is the laziest you’ll ever see. People come over, they’re stunned. They say, “Mr. Trump, your lazy Susan has style. It’s calm. It’s collected.” You give it the slightest little nudge, and it glides—perfectly. So smooth, like it knows exactly where it’s going. And it does, folks! Not like Kamala’s, spinning around in a frenzy, like it’s running for something, who knows what. Hers just can’t handle the job, folks. But mine? Let’s just say it knows how to pace itself. It’s true. It’s a real lazy Susan. Just perfect.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 2:50 am
Ihatepotatoes wrote:
Let me tell you something, folks—my lazy Susan is miles ahead of Kamala’s. I mean, people talk about her cabinet, but have you seen her lazy Susan? Total mess! Spinning around like a maniac, out of control—chaos! Stuff just flying everywhere. Hers is what I call a lazy Susan disaster, folks, and believe me, people are talking about it. Her cinnamon and garlic salt? Mixing all over the place, just terrible.

But mine? Oh, mine is different. My lazy Susan is the laziest you’ll ever see. People come over, they’re stunned. They say, “Mr. Trump, your lazy Susan has style. It’s calm. It’s collected.” You give it the slightest little nudge, and it glides—perfectly. So smooth, like it knows exactly where it’s going. And it does, folks! Not like Kamala’s, spinning around in a frenzy, like it’s running for something, who knows what. Hers just can’t handle the job, folks. But mine? Let’s just say it knows how to pace itself. It’s true. It’s a real lazy Susan. Just perfect.


Isn't Susan the one he had an affair with? Something about grabbing her by the you know what...
Or was it Productive Susan he had the affair with? Oh wait... I think it may have been Provocative Susan.
What
Rumor has it they were discovered canoodling of all places...in the butlers pantry!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 3:23 am
Baths decrease male fertility

If they don't bathe their chances of fertility will decrease even more!
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  Success10




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 7:15 am
Dh refuses sleep away camp

Well, he’s a grown man…
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 7:36 am
Do you buy baby gifts for you sister in laws

No, only for nieces and nephews. I didn't know the sisters in law when they were babies.
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  NechaMom




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 8:43 am
Constantly locking me out

Try crawling back in through the window
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  NotFunny  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 9:12 am
How do you all nurse?

Uh, is this a trick question?
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  NotFunny




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 10:25 am
Why is Biden so happy lately?
Happy juice?
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  Hamayvin Yavin  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 10:48 am
Divorce me, I deserve it

Ok but I’d have to marry you first
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  Hamayvin Yavin  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 10:51 am
Explain: Leaf blowers

It’s a machine that blows leaves away in a more organized manner than the wind. Its purpose is to remove fallen leaves that are cluttering up your property
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 11:56 am
Explain: Tiny windows

Refer to your online Thesaurus for synonyms on Tiny. Or windows.
A lot of very basic explanations needed on this site today...
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  Queen Of Hearts




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 11:58 am
What Are You Making For Shabbos?

It all depends on how much time I will waste on Imamother today.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 12:44 pm
Parents Nervousness Preventing Child

Yes, nervousness or the fancier term, stress, can interfere with fertility, but go to a fertility dr. and get checked out anyway.
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  zaq




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 12:47 pm
Are you searchable online?
Not under my screen name.
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  Hamayvin Yavin




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 12:51 pm
zaq wrote:
Are you searchable online?
Not under my screen name.


You mean this isn’t you?
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  The Happy Wife




 
 
    
 

Post Today at 2:20 pm
Miri Berger diaphragm?

Brand name birth control?
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