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Hamayvin Yavin
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 Thu, Nov 14 2024, 1:31 am
Help me here I’m lost
You are here. On imamother.
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Ihatepotatoes
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 1:38 am
| Tao wrote: | Trumps Cabinet
Oh great, another thing for women to feel self-conscious about. Listen, the guy can afford to have 100 people organize his cabinets. No need to feel inferior that yours are all over the place by comparison. I bet the guy has never even held a bottle of cleaning spray in his life. |
Let me tell you something, folks—my lazy Susan is miles ahead of Kamala’s. I mean, people talk about her cabinet, but have you seen her lazy Susan? Total mess! Spinning around like a maniac, out of control—chaos! Stuff just flying everywhere. Hers is what I call a lazy Susan disaster, folks, and believe me, people are talking about it. Her cinnamon and garlic salt? Mixing all over the place, just terrible.
But mine? Oh, mine is different. My lazy Susan is the laziest you’ll ever see. People come over, they’re stunned. They say, “Mr. Trump, your lazy Susan has style. It’s calm. It’s collected.” You give it the slightest little nudge, and it glides—perfectly. So smooth, like it knows exactly where it’s going. And it does, folks! Not like Kamala’s, spinning around in a frenzy, like it’s running for something, who knows what. Hers just can’t handle the job, folks. But mine? Let’s just say it knows how to pace itself. It’s true. It’s a real lazy Susan. Just perfect.
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Queen Of Hearts
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 2:50 am
| Ihatepotatoes wrote: | Let me tell you something, folks—my lazy Susan is miles ahead of Kamala’s. I mean, people talk about her cabinet, but have you seen her lazy Susan? Total mess! Spinning around like a maniac, out of control—chaos! Stuff just flying everywhere. Hers is what I call a lazy Susan disaster, folks, and believe me, people are talking about it. Her cinnamon and garlic salt? Mixing all over the place, just terrible.
But mine? Oh, mine is different. My lazy Susan is the laziest you’ll ever see. People come over, they’re stunned. They say, “Mr. Trump, your lazy Susan has style. It’s calm. It’s collected.” You give it the slightest little nudge, and it glides—perfectly. So smooth, like it knows exactly where it’s going. And it does, folks! Not like Kamala’s, spinning around in a frenzy, like it’s running for something, who knows what. Hers just can’t handle the job, folks. But mine? Let’s just say it knows how to pace itself. It’s true. It’s a real lazy Susan. Just perfect. |
Isn't Susan the one he had an affair with? Something about grabbing her by the you know what...
Or was it Productive Susan he had the affair with? Oh wait... I think it may have been Provocative Susan.
Rumor has it they were discovered canoodling of all places...in the butlers pantry!
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Queen Of Hearts
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 3:23 am
Baths decrease male fertility
If they don't bathe their chances of fertility will decrease even more!
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Success10
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 7:15 am
Dh refuses sleep away camp
Well, he’s a grown man…
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zaq
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 7:36 am
Do you buy baby gifts for you sister in laws
No, only for nieces and nephews. I didn't know the sisters in law when they were babies.
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NechaMom
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 8:43 am
Constantly locking me out
Try crawling back in through the window
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NotFunny
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 9:12 am
How do you all nurse?
Uh, is this a trick question?
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NotFunny
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 10:25 am
Why is Biden so happy lately?
Happy juice?
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Hamayvin Yavin
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 10:48 am
Divorce me, I deserve it
Ok but I’d have to marry you first
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Hamayvin Yavin
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 10:51 am
Explain: Leaf blowers
It’s a machine that blows leaves away in a more organized manner than the wind. Its purpose is to remove fallen leaves that are cluttering up your property
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Queen Of Hearts
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 11:56 am
Explain: Tiny windows
Refer to your online Thesaurus for synonyms on Tiny. Or windows.
A lot of very basic explanations needed on this site today...
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Queen Of Hearts
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 11:58 am
What Are You Making For Shabbos?
It all depends on how much time I will waste on Imamother today.
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zaq
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 12:44 pm
Parents Nervousness Preventing Child
Yes, nervousness or the fancier term, stress, can interfere with fertility, but go to a fertility dr. and get checked out anyway.
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zaq
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 12:47 pm
Are you searchable online?
Not under my screen name.
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Hamayvin Yavin
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 12:51 pm
| zaq wrote: | Are you searchable online?
Not under my screen name. |
You mean this isn’t you?
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The Happy Wife
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 2:20 pm
Miri Berger diaphragm?
Brand name birth control?
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chanatron1000
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 5:16 pm
Are you searchable online?
No, my contents can best be seen by MRI or X-Ray.
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 5:52 pm
| zaq wrote: | Parents Nervousness Preventing Child
Yes, nervousness or the fancier term, stress, can interfere with fertility, but go to a fertility dr. and get checked out anyway. |
It's been shown that fertility is not significantly decreased by stress. Sorry, I know this is a joke thread but people feel so guilty about this myth.
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write4right
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Thu, Nov 14 2024, 5:53 pm
Tired, tired, tired
First thought: rest, relax, rejuvenate
Second thought: How tired could you be if you remembered the commas???
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