What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ ceebea ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 5:55 pm

My husband wants a skinny wife

Well he's not getting one.

↑ ceebea ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 7:30 pm

Hilchos dating

I was hoping for a pkl thread but its not

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 8:23 pm

Cleaning help broke....

Considering the rates cleaning help charges these days, I'd be very surprised to hear she's broke tbh

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 8:27 pm

Cleaning help broke

Have you tried turning her off and then on again?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 9:08 pm

Why are grown women hiding behind their husbands?

Maybe because they spotted a mouse?

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 9:19 pm

S/O Why are grown women hiding behind their husbands?

It’s cheaper than Kevlar

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 12:17 am

S/O Why are grown women hiding behind their husbands?

I can think of a few good reasons:
-Maybe because they spotted their ex date.
-Maybe they called in sick to work and while strolling in the mall they spotted their (probably now ex) boss.
-I'll come up with some more tomorrow. It's in middle of the night!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 12:22 am

Do I just buy the acne products?

No acne is a free gift from G-d. Rather buy the anti-acne products.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 12:27 am

Looking for a Shrug/Cropped cardigan

The girl I passed the other day gave me a shrug. And she was wearing a cropped cardigan.
Is this a query for shidduchim? I apologize but I don't know her name. You should have posted this the day before I may have been able to help you.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 12:29 am

Trump visiting Williamsburg!!!!

If anyone on here works for the Secret Service please up your game. We are losing faith in you. And if you insist on sucking so badly at least keep the news of his visit quiet.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 12:36 am

Post your recent emojis and I’ll tell you about yourself

🥱
You're tired
🙂
You're happy
☺️
You're blushing
🤑
You're greedy
🤔
You're thinking
😋
You're anticipating your next meal
🤣
You're finding me hysterical
😍
You're loving my analysis.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 12:40 am

Gift as thank you

Thereby obligating the receiver to thank you. And so the circle goes....

↑ Hamayvin Yavin ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 5:01 am

So torn about naming our baby

Please name your baby

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 9:52 am

I thought a "push present"

Well it's the thought that counts!

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 10:02 am

ceebea wrote:

My husband wants a skinny wife

Well he's not getting one.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 3:00 pm

Chest freezer recommendations

Wet your bra and put it in the freezer. Sounds uncomfortable if you ask me.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 3:07 pm

My husband wants a skinny wife

I also want my husband to have a skinny wife. But I also want ice cream. Decisions, decisions.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 5:18 pm

I just can't find my niche

Did you check under your bed? Say Amar Reb Binyamin. I'm sure it's somewhere.

↑ scruffy ↓

Tue, Sep 17 2024, 5:23 pm

Rosh Hashanah/ Yom Kippur Menu

Not sure about Rosh Hashanah, but my Yom Kippur menu is already set. It's the same every year.

Posted below.

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↑ NotFunny ↓

Wed, Sep 18 2024, 7:35 am

CP girl ponte jegging pants for boys- what age?

First of all- person first, disability later.
Second- is it a girl or boy? Make up your mind!