What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sat, Sep 14 2024, 5:03 pm

Baby boy names for right now

You had 9 months to decide on a name, or at least a week, and you're only coming up with the name on the day of his bris?! 🙊

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sat, Sep 14 2024, 5:04 pm

Not informed about bris

Well I'm not surprised if they can't come up with a name. Be prepared to wait around for that invite ....

Last edited by Busybee5 on Sun, Sep 15 2024, 9:43 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ Genius ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 6:56 am

URGENT! Washcloth went down with tub water, do I need a

Miss Lucy had a baby. She named him Tiny Tim. She put him in the bathtub to teach him how to swim. He drank up all the water. He ate up all the soap. He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn’t go down his throat.

↑ NotFunny ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 7:11 am

Jumping on beds

Yes, my 5️⃣little 🐒🙉🙊🙉🐒 like doing that too 🙈

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 9:41 am

Jumping on beds

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, 1 fell off and bumped his head, mummy called the Dr and the Dr said 'no more monkeys jumping on the bed!'

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 9:42 am

NotFunny wrote:

Jumping on beds

Yes, my 5️⃣little 🐒🙉🙊🙉🐒 like doing that too 🙈

Haha I just saw this.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 9:49 am

What do you do with a few white eyebrows hair?

I'd say sell them on Ebay but I'm not sure how much they're worth. Maybe just frame them or save them in a ziploc bag in the attic?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 11:49 am

Any Haddar Seminary Alumni?

No. You will not find any alumni here.
You will find alumnae, though.

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 12:16 pm

Grrr I hate paying taxes

You're joking! What's not to love???

↑ GLUE ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 6:34 pm

Can we talk Laura Loomer?

If she does not want to talk to you in person why would she want to talk to you on Imamother with everyone yenta reading in?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 7:28 pm

Sheitel from China.

I can't imagine that's comfortable. Styrofoam would be lighter and less risky.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Sep 15 2024, 8:09 pm

How do you say it?

Sometimes I keep the T silent when I say it. Why do you ask?

↑ Elfrida

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 5:11 am

How important is chemistry?

I failed chemistry at school. I still managed to live a happy life. Focus on biology, instead.

↑ Success10 ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 10:00 am

Salad for Simcha

Simcha says thanks, but he prefers steak and fries.

↑ patzer ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 11:03 am

Salad for Simcha

Generally speaking, salad will not bring about simcha.
I would suggest ice cream for simcha.

↑ Brit in Israel ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 12:18 pm

ISO Sukkah builder (Jackson) with most bang for my buck?

My toddler will definitely give you the most bangs if you supply the hammer.

Contract: No guarantee on how many pieces your sukkah will be in but he is cheap...

↑ Brit in Israel ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 12:39 pm

Alarm wakes me up from extremely deep sleep/dreams

Link please?
Does it work for teens??

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 1:45 pm

Cleaning help broke...

So am I after all this Yom Tov shopping!

↑ patzer ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 2:59 pm

Is trump having an affair with Laura Loomer?

Who cares? Dont know

↑ GLUE ↓

Mon, Sep 16 2024, 5:28 pm

Hit me with your roast recipes

do you want me to print them out or just hit you with the whole laptop?