What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Wed, Sep 24 2008, 2:11 pm

YESHASettler wrote:

moral issue -- extra money

Sorry honey, last I checked, prostitution was still illegal in most states.

When was the last time you checked? Wink

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Wed, Sep 24 2008, 10:09 pm

"soo ashemed..."

You should be - your spelling is atrocious.

↑ challi

Wed, Sep 24 2008, 10:19 pm

"those who are fasting on yk and have another child to watch"

could you watch mine too since you already will be busy?

↑ hadasa ↓

Thu, Sep 25 2008, 1:22 pm

Did it again - baby at the Mikveh

I know water births are in vogue, but that's pushing it...

↑ Tehilla ↓

Thu, Sep 25 2008, 1:35 pm

"Womens faces in Haredi papers"

get your face out of the paper and watch your kids.
(inspired by cell phone thread)

↑ GAMZu ↓

Thu, Sep 25 2008, 6:10 pm

hadasa wrote:

Did it again - baby at the Mikveh

I know water births are in vogue, but that's pushing it...

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Thu, Sep 25 2008, 6:11 pm

"Please answer ASAP"

sure thing, soon as I find that cordless phone...

↑ Clarissa ↓

Thu, Sep 25 2008, 6:38 pm

"How do you do it with tights on?"

I don't. It would be impossible. Unless they tore, but why waste a perfectly good pair of tights?

↑ yikes! ↓

Thu, Sep 25 2008, 6:39 pm

"No relatons on Anniversary"

Relatons? Is that some kinda croutons?

↑ Rutabaga

Thu, Sep 25 2008, 6:51 pm

Clarissa wrote:

"How do you do it with tights on?"

I don't. It would be impossible. Unless they tore, but why waste a perfectly good pair of tights?

I was wondering if that thread had something to do with the old joke about the hole in the sheet.

↑ Zus ↓

Thu, Sep 25 2008, 11:56 pm

"Paper shredder -- is it really necessary?"

depends what you've got to hide.

↑ Lady Godiva ↓

Fri, Sep 26 2008, 11:41 am

"I cheated"

You sure you gonna discuss that here?

↑ Mrs. XYZ ↓

Fri, Sep 26 2008, 12:18 pm

Lady Godiva wrote:

"I cheated"

You sure you gonna discuss that here?

Yeah, my first thought was "now lets see how long this thread is gonna last here?"

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Fri, Sep 26 2008, 1:04 pm

"getting your pre-baby body back"

Like, when you were a fetus?

Pineapple ↓

Sat, Sep 27 2008, 5:48 pm

Mrs. XYZ wrote:

Lady Godiva wrote:

"I cheated"

You sure you gonna discuss that here?

Yeah, my first thought was "now lets see how long this thread is gonna last here?"

I was thinking the same thing Smile

↑ GAMZu ↓

Sat, Sep 27 2008, 6:56 pm

ShakleeMom wrote:

"getting your pre-baby body back"

Like, when you were a fetus?

Oh, hahahaha! That's a great one!

(PS, were some posts removed? Rutabaga's post is now the 1st on the page, but before the first post was Yesha's, the one Rutabaga is quoting.) Confused

↑ greenfire ↓

Sat, Sep 27 2008, 7:07 pm

Pineapple wrote:

Mrs. XYZ wrote:

Lady Godiva wrote:

"I cheated"

You sure you gonna discuss that here?

Yeah, my first thought was "now lets see how long this thread is gonna last here?"

I was thinking the same thing Smile

hard for the mind not to go there ... lol Nervous

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Sep 27 2008, 9:42 pm

"where can I buy a brown shell with snaps at the crotch"

...I read this as "Where can I buy a brown SHEITL with snaps at the crotch"...
Needless to say, when I got to the word crotch, I thought "huh?"

↑ myfriends715 ↓

Sat, Sep 27 2008, 9:54 pm

translated kidspeak game

when did kidspeak books become a game? and why would u translate it?

↑ mimivan ↓

Sun, Sep 28 2008, 1:48 pm

Dressing for Salmon

Well, I don't care if the anchovies are impressed with my sweater, why should I give a hoot what my lox thinks?