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doodlesmom
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 Wed, Sep 04 2024, 8:24 am
My under 3 year old and I were walking in the dark…
“Mommy I don’t want this on my foot- take it off, take it away…I don’t want to stand on it…”
I pick up her shoes trying to see what’s beneath it..and ask what is it…
“ my shadow- take it away”
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amother
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Wed, Sep 04 2024, 1:56 pm
I told DS3 this morning, that I'm so tired I need another coffee.
Her response:
you dont need a coffee, you need a bed!
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amother
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Thu, Sep 05 2024, 10:29 pm
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My kid’s favorite singer is “Baruch the Bean”
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:06 pm
DS5
"Mommy, I just saw a very poor person. She had holes in her pants!!"
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:08 pm
Dd3, shes so tiny and mainstream yiddish speaking so I found it adorable when she showed me that "look, my 2 bedrails (showed) are 'similar' " its a mature word, I think
(she slept on a bunkbed and one side had full rail while the other had 3/4
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:09 pm
totty asks dd3 how long it will still take her in the bathroom because she insisted he waits by the door till shes done
her response: "be'erech a halba shoo...." meaning: approx a half hour
who taught her to do that? def not me... lol
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newyorkgal6
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:24 pm
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I was stressed about finding a dress for an upcoming wedding. My 6 year old said to me… just go to macys.com and put in fancy dress for 40 year old woman! Lol
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:35 pm
| amother OP wrote: | Ds3, shes so tiny and mainstream yiddish speaking so I found it adorable when she showed me that "look, my 2 bedrails (showed) are 'similar' " its a mature word, I think
(she slept on a bunkbed and one side had full rail while the other had 3/4 |
Yes, I love when little kids use mature language!
My then almost-3 yrs old tiny kiddo told me, when I was unhappy about something going wrong, "Mommy, we will manage!"
She's also the one who, when I put a pony in her hair to keep it back while she brushed her teeth, saying that I'll take it back out before she goes to bed, told me "I bet that you won't!" Where did she learn "I bet!"
We were sitting in traffic one day, I was quietly spacing out waiting for things to start going again, and she told me, "When Totty drives, he says "Come ON! Why aren't they MOVING!", emphasizing the words the way he would. I love how they pick up on everything 
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Boca00
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:36 pm
We walked past a man working next door. My 4 year old asked “should I say hi to him?”
I shook my head no. He asked- out loud of course- “is he a bad guy?”
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:42 pm
| Boca00 wrote: | We walked past a man working next door. My 4 year old asked “should I say hi to him?”
I shook my head no. He asked- out loud of course- “is he a bad guy?” |
"mommy, is he a blackie???"
sounds familiar....
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:46 pm
3 year old on way to orientation:
I don't want to go to school this year. I told her everybody goes to school and she's going to have a lot of fun. She tells me, I already went to school last year. Why do I have to go again. Lol
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Crystal
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 9:49 pm
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There were lots of toys out, I told Dd age 4 that I’ll pack away the legos and she’ll do the clics. I thought I was done but then Dd comes to me and says ‘I don’t want to embarrass you but you left out a piece’.
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Oxfordblue
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 10:25 pm
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My almost 2 year old daughter has a habit of hitting kids.. lately when she tells me that she makes kids a boo-boo I tell her no chas vshalom.. Today she tells me a girl made me boo boo. So I said oy. So she goes chas vshalom! I was amazed at how she remembered keh
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 11:07 pm
My 2 yr old einikel heard a yiddish song and he started crying bitterly. His mother asked him what happened? He replied; s'zingt a tzibricheyneh yiddish mahmeh.( A broken yiddishe mother)!
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 11:22 pm
| amother Denim wrote: | This happened today, I took my kids swimming today by my sister and my 4 yr old didnt want to go in the pool.
When I asked him why, he says todays Wednesday and on Wednesdays he doesnt go swimming. |
He must be a Shmuel Kunda fan.
We don't take baths on Wednesdays!
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 11:25 pm
| GOODMOM wrote: | | My 2 yr old einikel heard a yiddish song and he started crying bitterly. His mother asked him what happened? He replied; s'zingt a tzibricheyneh yiddish mahmeh.( A broken yiddishe mother)! |
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amother
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 11:26 pm
7 year old:
Mommy, why do you keep saying Rosh Hashana is 3 days if Rosh Hashana is 2 days?
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thegiver
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Sun, Sep 08 2024, 11:32 pm
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3 yo speaking on phone to great aunt he never met “are you little?”
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amother
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Mon, Sep 09 2024, 12:45 am
| amother Crystal wrote: | | There were lots of toys out, I told Dd age 4 that I’ll pack away the legos and she’ll do the clics. I thought I was done but then Dd comes to me and says ‘I don’t want to embarrass you but you left out a piece’. |
Reminds me of my 4 yr old, I was getting her ready to take her to her school's nit checking day, I reminded her she had them come by all year last year, she asked "Oh, were those the bubbies who put the pencils in my hair?" I said, "Yeah, and it didn't hurt, right?" She said, "Well, they sometimes hurt a little. But don't tell them that! I don't want to hurt their feelings!"
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