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giftedmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 11:53 am
People who are rich are always getting honored at shul dinners, are obsessed with designer handbags, and are desperate to pretend their lives are perfect.
Every woman has friends who she regularly meets for coffee where she discusses all her problems.
Chat groups with lots of drama.
People discuss their entire lives at work.
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meiravit  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:02 pm
giftedmom wrote:
People who are rich are always getting honored at shul dinners, are obsessed with designer handbags, and are desperate to pretend their lives are perfect.
Every woman has friends who she regularly meets for coffee where she discusses all her problems.
Chat groups with lots of drama.
People discuss their entire lives at work.


I love this thread!

People are always sipping lattes as they drive anywhere.

Tehillims are always well worn. They're never new.

Husbands always seem to be more feminine than any man I've ever met in real life.
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Marathon




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:08 pm
meiravit wrote:
I love this thread!

People are always sipping lattes as they drive anywhere.

Tehillims are always well worn. They're never new.

Husbands always seem to be more feminine than any man I've ever met in real life.


More feminine? How so?
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Trademark




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:19 pm
People don't live in Brooklyn or Baltimore. They live in treelined suburbs called Ellenville.
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Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:21 pm
People lose their appetite rather quickly. They'll order an expensive meal at a restaurant and leave it untouched.
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  meiravit  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:22 pm
Marathon wrote:
More feminine? How so?


They talk about feelings and their dialogue doesn't sound masculine. It sounds like what a girlfriend would say, followed by, "I'm late for Maariv."
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ittsamother  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:24 pm
meiravit wrote:
They talk about feelings and their dialogue doesn't sound masculine. It sounds like what a girlfriend would say, followed by, "I'm late for Maariv."


Idk my husband tells me his feelings all the time Smile
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mommy9




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:26 pm
My family is the only one in the world who doesn't make big upsherin parties and doesn't touch the kosel. I guess it doesn't sound good in a story to say she stood a foot away from the kosel and davened.
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mlc  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:28 pm
As it turns out, most rich people are genuinely miserable.
Husbands can only be warm and loving if they are poor.
All woman have time for frequent coffee dates with friends.
All bad things occur when it’s raining.
Grandparents with dementia hold the secret keys to solve all mysteries anyone may have.
Teens at risk can be brought back to frumkeit easily, all you need is cholent and kugel.
Behind every person running a charity event is a miserable spouse.
All poor people have a rich brother who is not giving as much tzeddakah as family would like , family does not care about concept of enabling bad patterns …
Secular people cannot pronounce any Jewish name whatsoever , even if it is an easy name like Ari , etc.
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  mlc




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:28 pm
mommy9 wrote:
My family is the only one in the world who doesn't make big upsherin parties and doesn't touch the kosel. I guess it doesn't sound good in a story to say she stood a foot away from the kosel and davened.


Haha me too LOL
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  meiravit  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:32 pm
mlc wrote:

All bad things occur when it’s raining.


Ha! Like "it was a dark and stormy night..."
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Layokee




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:34 pm
mlc wrote:
As it turns out, most rich people are genuinely miserable.
Husbands can only be warm and loving if they are poor.
All woman have time for frequent coffee dates with friends.
All bad things occur when it’s raining.
Grandparents with dementia hold the secret keys to solve all mysteries anyone may have.
Teens at risk can be brought back to frumkeit easily, all you need is cholent and kugel.
Behind every person running a charity event is a miserable spouse.
All poor people have a rich brother who is not giving as much tzeddakah as family would like , family does not care about concept of enabling bad patterns …
Secular people cannot pronounce any Jewish name whatsoever , even if it is an easy name like Ari , etc.

And everyone has friends to go out with...
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TranquilityAndPeace




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:36 pm
Main characters are usually Mimmy and Simmy:

Poor yet happy with family relationships, versus the BFF who is wealthy with difficult loneliness and controlling family members.
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  giftedmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:41 pm
TranquilityAndPeace wrote:
Main characters are usually Mimmy and Simmy:

Poor yet happy with family relationships, versus the BFF who is wealthy with difficult loneliness and controlling family members.

And a dead marriage where they pretend to get along at shul dinners
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polka dots  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:46 pm
Woman scrub invisible spots on the counter when they are angry or anxious, until it shines.
Me just takes a huge slice of the closest thing next to me and shove in in my mouth
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GLUE  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:51 pm
I found moving to a new community articles come in two flavors

1)Everything is wonderful best place to move, cons? what cons? it's Utopia

2)They tried to make it work but could not so they moved back

nothing in between
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  giftedmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 1:54 pm
GLUE wrote:
I found moving to a new community articles come in two flavors

1)Everything is wonderful best place to move, cons? what cons? it's Utopia

2)They tried to make it work but could not so they moved back

nothing in between

The neighbor who brings over a cake and they are instantly best friends.
Or the clique of neighbors who completely ignores.
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shachachti  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 2:03 pm
I didn't open a magazine in years so maybe things changed.

But the recipes.
Everyone has money for every expensive ingredient. It's a given its the norm and I'm simply living under a rock that I don't even know these ingredients exist.
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Malkqueen




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 2:23 pm
I'm just always amazed at the creative career choices some women in these short stories have.
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  giftedmom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 21 2024, 2:28 pm
shachachti wrote:
I didn't open a magazine in years so maybe things changed.

But the recipes.
Everyone has money for every expensive ingredient. It's a given it’s the norm and I'm simply living under a rock that I don't even know these ingredients exist.

And everyone’s kids are just dying to eat these “simple easy dinners” with multiple spices, sauces, and complicated steps.
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