What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, May 26 2024, 10:01 pm

Seeded watermelon?

Why does seeded mean that something has seeds, but pitted means the pit has been removed? Scratching Head

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, May 26 2024, 10:04 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Seeded watermelon?

Why does seeded mean that something has seeds, but pitted means the pit has been removed? Scratching Head

cuz English is the pits Tongue Out

same reason you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, May 26 2024, 10:09 pm

Weight loss shots

I already gave weight loss a shot. How many more do I have to give before I can give up?

↑ MiracleMama ↓

Sun, May 26 2024, 10:37 pm

Camp Tubby

I know nothing about this camp, and I'm sure it's a lovely place for children, but every time I see the name I think of a fat camp.

↑ pnimi ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 12:07 am

MiracleMama wrote:

Camp Tubby

I know nothing about this camp, and I'm sure it's a lovely place for children, but every time I see the name I think of a fat camp.

And I think of Teletubbies

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 12:14 am

pnimi wrote:

And I think of Teletubbies

Tbh I’m not sure which one sounds worse

↑ Plonis ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 5:01 am

Weight loss shots

Lechaim! May we lose weight speedily, easily, and permanently!

↑ potato ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 9:04 am

Am I ready?

Nope I’m never ready, well at least thats what my husband always says

↑ Plonis ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 4:06 pm

Any Tours for mature women?

S/o Any tours for immature women?

(I'll sign up!)

#Happymom

Mon, May 27 2024, 4:15 pm

The fire was only on the men's side and nothing on the women's

Wow!!! And the fire just stopped at the mechitza? Absolute miracle!
Were any men hurt?

(I literally thought it was about a fire in shul that didn't spread to the women's side 🤣🤣🤣)

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 7:26 pm

Period Gone - Over a year

Listen, I know we've had a lot of infant shidduchim on this site recently, but this has to stop. Your over-a-year-old baby not having her period is NOT a reason to panic! Give her time, let her grow up, she'll get it in a few years or so.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 7:36 pm

How to have VERY loose stool

Just unscrew the legs almost the whole way, that should do it

↑ GLUE ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 7:39 pm

Swing sets - affordable, durable

Can't have both either their affordable or their durable

↑ GLUE ↓

Mon, May 27 2024, 7:40 pm

Looking for a place to live in Monsey

You and 1\2 of Brooklyn(the rest are moving to Lakewood)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, May 28 2024, 10:30 am

Live oot and my 12 dd needs a bra

That's a huge dilemma. You'll have to decide which is better. Moving back to town or have your 12 daughters go bra-less. At least you took along yours when you moved oot.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, May 28 2024, 10:33 am

How to get out tomato dip, charif, hot sauce?

Assuming you keep it in the fridge, just open the door and take it out.
If you need step by step instructions just lmk.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, May 28 2024, 10:37 am

Place to do pregnancy sonos

They're done on your baby belly and sometimes internally.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, May 28 2024, 11:10 am

Bringing babies to a shuir

Start em young...

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, May 28 2024, 11:13 am

How to afford a new wig

Win lottery
Rob a bank
Take out a mortgage

↑ Success10 ↓

Tue, May 28 2024, 11:45 am

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

Bringing babies to a shuir

Start em young...

Is it a shalom bayis shiur? Because the babies seem to need it. So we don't have another divorced Bar Mitzvah