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↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 09 2024, 6:45 pm

Slugs help please
Look, your family may not be the most eager and energetic when it comes to helping, but calling them slugs is a bit much.

↑ patzer ↓

Thu, May 09 2024, 6:45 pm

Rosemarie chocolate mousse pie

You are making me hungry

↑ Plonis ↓

Thu, May 09 2024, 7:21 pm

Pittsburgh - anything to do there

No, in Pittsburgh everyone just sits on the ground and stares straight ahead.

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Thu, May 09 2024, 7:31 pm

Pittsburgh - anything to do there

Nah. It’s the pitts

(You can’t get kicked off imamother for bad dad jokes, can you?)

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 09 2024, 8:24 pm

Why does shabbat food have to be traditional ashkenazi food?
Only if you're a traditional ashkenazi. Otherwise, you're exempt.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, May 09 2024, 10:37 pm

The Happy Wife wrote:

Dress shrunk

Somehow mine also seemed to shrink after yt.

Nah, it's not me and all the food I consumed. It's the dress and all the rest of my wardrobe conspiring against me...

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Thu, May 09 2024, 10:42 pm

If you were a non Jew-

Then you definitely do not belong on this site!

↑ Comptroller ↓

Fri, May 10 2024, 10:54 am

Drying wash machines after use: a cautionary tale

I expected a story where someone was swept into the washing machine and swirled around, cautionning against climbing into the washing machine to dry it.

Instead, it was about drying MORE parts of the washing machine (which might or might not involve climbing into the machine)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Fri, May 10 2024, 4:27 pm

Smell good

Is that a command? OK, I'll try to remember to wear deoderant every day.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, May 10 2024, 4:51 pm

Where do colored shirts parents send kids for school?
First of all, we now use the term "of color" to refer to nonwhites, "colored" being an old term that was accused of being contemptuous.
Second, shirts parents of color are free to send their shirts children to any school they wish, just as Caucasian shirts parents are.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 1:48 am

What do you do after you light candles
Collapse 😴

Oh wait, what my kids do? Alternate barging in to ask me what they can do, crying that they’re SOOO bored and there’s NOTHING to do in this house and we’re SO hungry, and he did this, she did that etc etc etc

Disclaimer 1- they have closets full of toys, books and games
Disclaimer 2 we actually have food and feed them normally
Disclaimer 3- we discuss what they’ll be doing before I hit the 🛌
Disclaimer 4- they’re not babies that can’t be left unattended, and big sis is officially in charge…

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 1:57 am

Ok to wake alarm clock

I know it's veeery tempting but doing nekamah is not allowed.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 6:27 am

Ok to wake alarm clock

Absolutely not, the alarm clock is exhausted from waking your sleepy kids up all week. Let it rest!

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 2:45 pm

1 to 2 transition so hard

You think? Try having twins first time around.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 2:51 pm

Rinas
Why are you discriminating against Reenas and Renas?

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 5:10 pm

Plus size girls in monsey?

There certainly are.

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 6:57 pm

BY Baltimore - no more bat mitzvahs

As far I know, the girls in BY Baltimore turn 12 the same as BY girls in every other school worldwide. I don't think there's anything nyou can do to prevent bat mitzvahs.

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 7:08 pm

Can child go to school tomorrow?

No. Didn't you hear? Tomorrow is opposites day. The parents are going to school while the kids stay home and cook, work and do the laundry.

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, May 12 2024, 7:10 pm

Strawberry legs

Honey, if its on a strawberry, and it has legs, and you keep kosher, you don't need to be Einstein to work out that it should be discarded.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, May 13 2024, 11:27 am

Feedback on what I ate yesterday

This is not ImAToilet!

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