What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 7:34 pm

Very very very warm gloves

To clarify, you wanted them to be very warm?

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 7:38 pm

Did anyone loose voice after flu?

Your voice came loose? That sounds really painful, I've never heard of a condition like that, unless you signed a contract with a sea witch.

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 7:45 pm

I feel like a Hampster running in circles

To be perfectly accurate, the wheel is what spins in circles, the hamster stays basically in the same place.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 8:57 pm

When do you start shopping for summer?
No need to shop for it, summer arrives all by itself.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 9:05 pm

I feel like a Hampster running in circles
You can't be genuine Hampster if you don't realize that the Hamptons have miles of beaches where you can run in straight lines rather than in circles. I'll bet you're really a Manhatster used to running around the reservoir in Central Park.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 9:07 pm

What shape nails do you like best?
Very straight with a comparatively large, flat head. Those are easiest to hit with a hammer and easiest to remove when necessary.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 9:08 pm

I feel like a Hampster running in circles

I also feel like my Hamp(st)er is running in circles. As much as I empty it we're always back at the beginning.

CPenzias

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 9:26 pm

He eats me out...
Why is that a problem? And if you don't like it push him away

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Feb 11 2024, 10:38 pm

2 piece toddler weekday

Are you the real or rogue mother? 🤔

↑ peace2 ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 10:43 am

Pareve green chocolate online

If it's green, I don't think you should be buying it even in the store

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 11:30 am

peace2 wrote:

Pareve green chocolate online

If it's green, I don't think you should be buying it even in the store

And what will she decorate her Oscar the Grouch cupcake with?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 12:35 pm

From what temperature do you keep a child home?

Below zero. Much too cold to go out at that temp.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 1:32 pm

He wants to dress up like a shalach manos basket

He'll be a basket case.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 1:42 pm

White blazer boys

They need summer already for a nice dark tan

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 2:05 pm

Knock off micro scooter

You big bully! Pick on somebody your own size.

↑ cheese cake ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 2:09 pm

Which kid to take to my brothers wedding

Eenie meenie miny mo

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 2:10 pm

Please help me dress 2 nephews for a wedding.

Simultaneously? That’s a bit hard and I can see why you need help. I suggest you dress one at a time.

↑ Success10 ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 2:48 pm

Gender Switch! Has anyone had this!

This thread is nowhere near as interesting as the thread title would have you believe.

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↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 2:48 pm

Busybee5 wrote:

He wants to dress up like a shalach manos basket

He'll be a basket case.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 3:38 pm

Biden Calls Bibi Profanities

Didn't his mother ever threaten him with soap or black pepper?