What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 1:00 pm

Is a new doona being launched?

Yes. To the moon.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 1:03 pm

Checking body before going to dip

No need to check. I know I don't need the calories. I still go straight to the dip at every party.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 2:10 pm

Which kid do I take to my brother's wedding?
Personally, I prefer my husband as my plus 1. But everyon'e different, I guess.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 2:32 pm

Broke my foot and miserable

I broke my miserable once too. Thankfully I didn;t break my foot at the same time though, that would've been really hard.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 3:44 pm

Tao wrote:

Broke my foot and miserable

I broke my miserable once too. Thankfully I didn;t break my foot at the same time though, that would've been really hard.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 4:15 pm

Recommendation for a fake wedding band

You could get a guy on a keyboard and then secretly play music over speakers to make it sound like there's a 6 piece band.

But presumably, people will notice the abscence of musicians, so I don't think you'll be fooling anyone.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 4:28 pm

Tao wrote:

Came here to comment on it.
Do you want only fake instruments or the musicians should be made of wax too?

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 4:34 pm

Success10 wrote:

I feel like a Hampster running in circles

To be perfectly accurate, the wheel is what spins in circles, the hamster stays basically in the same place.

No, the hampster runs and runs but get's nowhere.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 5:22 pm

Nervous - first time sick with a baby

I'd worry too. I've been sick with many things - strep, the flu, gastro, covid - but I've never been diagnosed as sick with a baby. Sounds very unique.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 5:32 pm

Title 1 Question

You don't need to label your thread titles. Or tell us you have a question. Just get straight to the point and ask your question.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 7:27 pm

Tao wrote:

Nervous - first time sick with a baby

I'd worry too. I've been sick with many things - strep, the flu, gastro, covid - but I've never been diagnosed as sick with a baby. Sounds very unique.

It's called: PREGNANCY

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 9:20 pm

Treff mesivta

Treif mesivta?

Um, who is the target demographic for this school??

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Feb 12 2024, 9:28 pm

DrMom wrote:

Treff mesivta

Treif mesivta?

Um, who is the target demographic for this school??

I always think similar when I see Camp Tubby written. Like, what if you're skinny? Are you not allowed to go?

↑ Success10 ↓

Tue, Feb 13 2024, 1:42 am

Carnivore Diet

Oh, yea, you try telling a T-Rex he needs to cut back on the calories and tell me how that goes.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 13 2024, 5:58 am

Treff mesivta
I find it hard to believe that any mesivta would be serving tref. Are you so right wing that no existing mesivta meets your exaggerated standards and they're all, as far as you're concerned, "tref"?

↑ Success10 ↓

Tue, Feb 13 2024, 7:09 am

Bracha when giving mayser and chomesh

Isn't the bracha להפריש תרומות ומעשרות? That's what I thought I learned in sem.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 13 2024, 2:10 pm

Mayoral kids clothes
AFAIK the mayor of my town has only adult children who are no longer wearing kids' clothes.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Tue, Feb 13 2024, 4:50 pm

Pregnancy:
What is this

I think you answered your own question. It's a pregnancy.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Feb 13 2024, 5:42 pm

Pregnancy what is this?

Oy! You were never taught the birds and the bees and all? I’m sorry! Must be very shocking to find out now when you’re already pregnant.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Feb 13 2024, 6:47 pm

Pregnancy
What is this

It’s (can be) the result of a specific act at a specific time.
The precursor to childbirth be’H