ImaBaby | Imamother

↑ top mom ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 1:25 pm

I'm having fun here LOL

Hey babies,
I've been meaning to ask you, finally have the proper forum for this.
What's up with the not- getting- dressed- in- the- winter thing?
I get fresh cozy pj's after my bath ( maybe I'll start a separate discussion about the fun incidents) , and in the morning, while Tatty, Mommy and everyone else puts on various uniforms and outfits, I, Top Baby, have to hang out in my embarrassing pj's all day long!
I even go out in pj's, thanks to my fuzzy carriage bunting hiding it (hate having my hands stuck in there 😑)
Excuse me!?!
Some basic respect?!
Can't wait for the summer, Mommy promised me some great new pudge- displaying outfits!

↑ YounginBP

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 1:28 pm

top mom wrote:

I'm having fun here LOL

Pro tip, get in big siblings bath after Tatty played wrestle to finally get you dressed. Speaking from experience. Big Sibling encourages me, and gets the last laugh.

amother

↑ Pistachio ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 1:32 pm

top mom wrote:

I'm having fun here LOL

I agree. I make sure that my diaper leaks a little (yes, even sometimes my overnight ones), but then Mommy puts me in a new pair of pj's usually for the day. She tells me she wishes she can stay in her pj's all day long, and I'm very lucky. But I don't think so.

amother

↑ Pistachio ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 1:55 pm

synthy wrote:

Not all babies know this, but mommy’s nose is a good anchor point to latch on to too.

Her nose I grab with my mouth, not my hands, to make sure Mommy knows I want to eat, especially if it's only been an hour since the last feed.

flowerpower

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 2:18 pm

Where is the best place where you leaked through your stretchy?

I remember the time Mommy wore a light gray skirt on the subway and she was holding me….

amother

Natural

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 2:38 pm

Now it's winter when tatty and mommy sit down to eat supper together and it's soup I watch for the minute that they have put croutons in and then scream.
She can't eat her soup whilst nursing/holding me and it's hard whilst rocking me in the stroller. Apparently soggy croutons are horrible.
This doesn't get old each day it's funny again.

I love the look on mommy's face when I sit quietly in the bouncer for 10 mins after a fussy afternoon and she just starts on making supper running very late in schedule and then do a blow out and refuse to be put down again.
Sometimes this can even bring tears. Especially after I've slept on her all night as she fell asleep sitting whilst I had a midnight drink and for the rest of the night I gave a scream every time she tried taking me off.

I have started eating baby fruit pots so I deliberately sneeze every time she puts a spoonful in my mouth. She can't blame me coz it's a sneeze and if she's wearing her sheital.....

amother

Chocolate ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 3:27 pm

Hey guys! What do y’all do to get out of tummy time? I think my mom doesn’t get so convinced with my tricks… how do I really scare her off?

amother

Lilac

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 3:39 pm

amother Chocolate wrote:

Hey guys! What do y’all do to get out of tummy time? I think my mom doesn’t get so convinced with my tricks… how do I really scare her off?

I know! Spit up a TON and mush your face in it. Mommy will for sure pick you up to clean you.

↑ tweety1 ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 3:41 pm

Listen fellows I have the best trick for mommy to run come pick me up from the floor. I just pretend I have something in my mouth that I'm not supposed to. Watch me doing it and you shall all see how my mommy comes running from the other end of the house. It's a sight you don't want to miss

amother

↑ cornflower ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 3:47 pm

tweety1 wrote:

That's a good one. Another good one involves getting involved in any older sibling's activity like lego, magnatiles, kapla... come try to touch it, they will give a yelp or a scream for maaaaaaaaaaa and then she'll come and pick you up

↑ tweety1

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 3:51 pm

amother cornflower wrote:

Na. This doesn't usually work for my mommy anymore. When she had my older siblings it worked like a charm but now she's immune to this. She just tells my siblings that I'm the boss and they must include me in whatever game it is.

amother

Hyssop ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 5:09 pm

amother White wrote:

Ooh I love latching onto Mommy's nose! Especially when she rather me eat...

My mommy was trying to kiss MY nose! Ew! What's that about? I quickly turned my head. I mean, her nose is cute, but why does she wanna kiss mine? Adults 🤷‍♀️ who can understand them?
Gotta go practice the latest tune I just composed. I know it's a winner cuz Mommy loves it, she always coos along. Maybe I'll submit it to Abie Rotenberg.
Baa-bye 👋

amother

Garnet ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 5:18 pm

New contest! I win the nastiest blowout award for today. All the way up my back… with almost NOTHING in the actual diaper, and all over the swing seat. Pretty impressive feat for a six week old! Can anyone beat that?
(I’ve had some other awesome ones on different days. Like up the front and back AND down the legs all at the same time. Or the time I went right when Mommy picked up my legs. It totally bypassed the changing pad and got all over Mommy and her bed. At 4 am. I think it’s my greatest achievement to date.)

amother

↑ Hyssop ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 5:20 pm

amother Garnet wrote:

My mommy saw your post and said she wants to give your mommy a hug Rolling Laughter

these mommies are so funny

amother

Mustard ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 5:22 pm

amother Chocolate wrote:

Hey guys! What do y’all do to get out of tummy time? I think my mom doesn’t get so convinced with my tricks… how do I really scare her off?

Sorry baby chocolate there’s no good way. Been there done that tried everything. I even gave my mommy my patented insulted face and she just cracked up in my face…

NechaMom

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 5:48 pm

Emotional Health
Daddy roughhousing with me

Even though I laugh I’m really terrified and don’t find it funny. I don’t even know why I laugh. Must be an instinct. Have the same when my brother tickles me.
Any suggestions?

↑ top mom ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 6:01 pm

Joining the nastiest blowout contest here!
So I'm waaaayyy past blowout stage already, I'm like months older than you, but I'll always remember that famous Friday night blowout with pride.
I made my grand entrance via c-section,so much more glamorous, no? I noticed that it's a pretty popular and controversial topic here recently.
So Mommy claims that taking care of me was more challenging in the beginning, ok What

I chose Friday night as the perfect setting, since that gives the stains on mommy's linen and pj's until Motzei Shabbos to set, smart, right? Wink

Fun memories...

amother

↑ Garnet

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 6:08 pm

Ooh I think I also win the prize for largest collection of unused pacis. Why does Mommy keep buying different ones and trying to shove them in my mouth? I made it very clear that I prefer the real thing. How can I make her stop?