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↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Jan 14 2024, 4:21 pm

Plonis wrote:

The Diet Fantasy

Pizza for breakfast
Chocolate for snack
Bagels and cream cheese for lunch
Chocolate for snack
Steak and mashed potatoes for supper
Ice cream for dessert
Chocolate for snack

Significant weight loss guaranteed, or you get a free wardrobe!
No pain AND no gain!

Sign me up!

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Sun, Jan 14 2024, 7:32 pm

Please link bins

I think the sanitation department prefers them detached

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Jan 14 2024, 7:46 pm

6 month old diaper rash

You should never have left it for 6 months. That poor baby!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Jan 14 2024, 8:35 pm

Didn't wear white

If it's after Labor Day you're doing great!

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Jan 14 2024, 9:39 pm

Male nurse for female pt

This world is getting crazier by the minute. Males thinking theyre females is old news already, but males thinking they're females part-time? That's a new low.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Jan 14 2024, 10:04 pm

How do you wear your regular clothes?

Shirt on top. Skirt on bottom. Wig on head. Shoes on feet. Don’t feel bad. I’ve had days when I forgot too.

ceebea ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 4:33 pm

High neck shells?

V-neck shells?

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 6:25 pm

Falls - Monsey
Ok admittedly I haven't been to Monsey in a while, but when I was there last, I can't say I noticed that people tend to fall more over there. Maybe it's all those hills?

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 6:47 pm

Help, baby cries to nurse ALL night!

Well, just be thankful he's crying to the nurse and not to you. Try earplugs and let the nurse deal with her own problems.

↑ FortySeven ↓

Mon, Jan 15 2024, 7:47 pm

Would you go away for a weekend?

If its free sign me up!!

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 1:47 am

ImaBaby

They're not only getting married young! Can't Believe It

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 5:59 am

If you were buying a wig in Israel now

I'd be in 7th heaven! Being in Israel, and buying a new wig?!!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 9:50 am

Landlord or Tenant - toilet clogged

Whodunit??

↑ imthatawesome ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 9:55 am

Where Is God?

Hashem is here, Hashem is there, Hashem is truly everywhere.

↑ Tao ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 2:01 pm

Am I pregnant?
Sweetheart, I don't hang out in your bedroom so I have no idea what you've been up to. If you give birth in 9 months from now, I guess you'll have your answer.

↑ s1 ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 2:28 pm

What's your hardest place to clean?

Right there in the middle of my back. Can't reach it over my shoulder,can't reach it from round below...I guess that's why the mikva provides back-brushes.

(Oooh you meant for pesach?!?)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 6:16 pm

If you were induced by your first baby

Why would your firstborn induce you? And why is s/he even in the delivery room!?!
Talk about inappropriate!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 6:31 pm

Who can transform a heavy Clary wig to a thin stylish one?

Just put her on a diet and give her a makeover.

↑ peace2 ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 6:32 pm

Tznius leggings?
That's a cool product! Where can I order such a thing?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 6:43 pm

Tablet for dummies. Please help me

Take two and call me in the morning.

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