What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 7:36 pm

Why are they making Mattresses and Box Springs so high?

The better to jump on, My Dear

↑ FortySeven ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 7:54 pm

Can I get my baby used to taking a pacifier

Place an ad on ImaBaby

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 8:03 pm

Tablet for dummies- please help me

There are pills for almost everything these days but nothing can get you more seichel. Sorry to disappoint you. There are tablets for Happy though.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 8:11 pm

Gift for DH who is not a things person

I guess the only option left is a place.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 8:13 pm

Do you play games on your phone?

Sometimes I play Hard to Get.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 8:15 pm

Cat S22 phone

Your cat is way behind the times. My dog has the S24 phone already.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 8:26 pm

If you were induced by your first baby

You are lucky your first-born grew up to be an obstetrician. What a clever way to save on maternity ward bills!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 8:36 pm

Shopping
Staining floors

No need to shop. My kids do it for free!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Jan 16 2024, 8:43 pm

Can we please get this out once and for all?

Are you on Imamother while giving birth?? shock

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 11:05 am

Baby stopped nursing cold turkey

Not sure how your baby managed to nurse a turkey, but it's probably for the best that they stopped.

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 12:47 pm

DrMom wrote:

If you were induced by your first baby

You are lucky your first-born grew up to be an obstetrician. What a clever way to save on maternity ward bills!

↑ Tao ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 12:47 pm

I especially love how your name is DrMom! ARE you the doctors mom form that scenario??

↑ (:momoftwo:) ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 12:48 pm

What do I do when I go to a kever to daven?

Um…….. Daven?

↑ write4right ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 12:51 pm

Child therapist in Lakewood

First of all, I think it's child labor. It's probably illegal. Second of all I wouldn't trust a child to do therapy.

And if you're referring to a new grad, it's not polite to call your therapist a child even if she's 20 and single.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 4:09 pm

How do you like your drinking water?
Very much, thank you.

↑ write4right ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 6:43 pm

ISO reasonable makeup artist

Reasonable is important, you know, because you wouldn't want the type who puts lipstick on your eyelids or something.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 6:54 pm

My kids have the flu, how can I spend the week?

I'm sorry darling, but you ain't spending the week nowhere! You will be at your little patients beck and call. You will be bringing tissues and Tylenol and toast to their bedsides. You will hear them moan and groan about their aches and pains.
Next week you can spend the week just savoring the silence when they're back in school.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 6:56 pm

I love to shop, I can help you with what you need

Ok. How can I get my grocery list over to you? What a chesed. Mi k'amcha yisroel.

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Jan 17 2024, 11:40 pm

My kids have the flu, how can I spend the week?

Somewhere else?

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Jan 18 2024, 4:04 am

10 month old lunch ideas

How about moldy tuna sandwiches, decomposed salad, and evaporated soup?