What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ newinbp ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 9:47 pm

Has anyone given birth on a boat?

Just when I thought I’d seen it all and imamother couldn’t get any stranger, they let this one loose.

I mean is this some sort of olympics? Guineas book competition? What’s next who gave birth upside down with their eyes closed sucking on a lollipop??

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 12:59 am

Do you do IT as a profession?

Please! This is a frum site. No harlots here!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 12:57 pm

Mia Mod

New mod around here...Hi Mia!

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 1:01 pm

Ottawa? Do people live there?
Nope. Nobody. It's a dummy town, created by Canadian intelligence to foster the impression that there is a provincial capital city there and divert attention away from the real capital.

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 5:08 pm

zaq wrote:

You know, considering I've met a grand total of 2 people from there in my entire life, I wouldn't be at all surprised if this were true. LOL

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 5:11 pm

Would you travel to Israel now?

No, my house is a wreck and I don't have a clue what I'm making for dinner yet. Definitely no time to pack a suitcase.
I'd make an exception for Moshiach though.

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 7:28 pm

I'm jealous of my stepdaughter.

I'm sure you are.
After all she has a wonderful father.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 8:42 pm

Please help- baby girl wedding

That's terrible! How can we help you stop this?

↑ cheese cake ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 8:42 pm

Please help-baby girl wedding

Maybe wait till she’s not a baby anymore and then I’ll be more than happy to help 😊

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 8:44 pm

Worried about a poster

I’m worried about each and every poster every time I see those pictures. Bring Them Home Now!!!!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 9:16 pm

How to store dishes in pesach kitchen after pesach

If you didn’t do last year’s until now it’s not worth it anymore. It’s not that far from pesach anymore.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 9:45 pm

Acne please help!

Acne here. What can I do for you today?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 10:17 pm

Hand foot mouth

Head shoulders knees and toes

See, I know body parts too. Plus I know how to sing them too!

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 10:18 pm

Taking a sibling child when the (sibling) had a baby

Just because your sibling had a baby is no reason to assume she now can't cope with the child she already has. No need to resort to such drastic measures like taking the kid away. Are you CPS?

↑ Tao ↓

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 10:24 pm

Just going to mikvah

Thanks for letting us know. Please can you message me when you're just going to the store, we're low on eggs.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Dec 05 2023, 12:01 am

Where can I stay in Florida without needing a car?

Any motel or hotel or Airbnb. Sleeping in a car is not safe anyway.

↑ newlywed5 ↓

Tue, Dec 05 2023, 12:18 am

This thread literally makes my day😂😅😂🤣

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Dec 05 2023, 7:19 am

NechaMom wrote:

How to store dishes in pesach kitchen after pesach

If you didn’t do last year’s until now it’s not worth it anymore. It’s not that far from pesach anymore.

It's also not that far to pesach anymore!! I was confused to see a pesach thread now Smile

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Dec 05 2023, 7:22 am

8 year old cousins wedding

Nor should an 8 year old be getting married.
What's with the age for marriage these days Can't Believe It

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Dec 05 2023, 7:25 am

Are you the baby that your mother had as a grandmother?

There are no baby's on here!