What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 2:26 pm

Has anyone given birth on a boat?

Would you could you on a boat?
I would not, could not on a boat

(by Dr. Seuss)

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 2:37 pm

GLUE wrote:

Question for those who understand stocks

Am I the only one who read it as socks?

Nope, I did too. Wondered what there is to understand about socks.

↑ write4right ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 2:54 pm

zaq wrote:

Nope, I did too. Wondered what there is to understand about socks.

Why they run away! Seriously, we aren't going to end the epidemic of OTD (out of drawer) socks till we understand their motivation. And if we don't understand their motivation, how can we stem the tide and stop the single (socks) crises?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 3:11 pm

I’m a wreck

I’m a train. We should be friends.

↑ bebrave ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 3:23 pm

Did I ovulate before Mikva?

Aunt Flo can let you know in about 2 weeks

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 3:32 pm

NechaMom wrote:

I’m a wreck

I’m a train. We should be friends.

Just let me know in advance when you 2 collide. I’d rather stay away. Don’t want to be onsite and feel guilty for assaults I didn’t have a hand in…

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 3:35 pm

writeread wrote:

Very well said!
And that’s why their stock keeps on going up. I’m telling you, the sock stockholders are raking it in on the cheshbon of our poor otd (to the second power*) socks.

(See The other otd definition too)

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 5:08 pm

bebrave wrote:

Did I ovulate before Mikva?

Aunt Flo can let you know in about 2 weeks

That's a very long time to wait.....from experience!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 7:31 pm

If you have SN experience.

Yea, I do most of the time.

Why go anon if you can go by your SN.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:06 pm

How important are birthdays to you?
Very!
Without it coming by yearly ch’v, how old would I be now?

↑ Tao ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:10 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

How important are birthdays to you?
Very!
Without it coming by yearly ch’v, how old would I be now?

Imagine if you were born on February 29. You'd be like 5 years old Very Happy

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:12 pm

Tao wrote:

Imagine if you were born on February 29. You'd be like 5 years old Very Happy

Yes, I was thinking about it, but as long as you’re not February 29 and in Adar aleph, then you at least have 1 birthday a year. Otherwise, yeah…
(But I actually meant it in a different sense… thank you Hashem I’m alive!)
And oh, I’d be way more than 5 LOL

↑ imamommy5

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:17 pm

writeread wrote:

Did you ever smell the bottom of your kids feet? Go ahead give a sniff... Eh now you get it?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:17 pm

Sundays-am I the only one?

Yes. We only keep Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays Thursdays Fridays and Shabbos.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:19 pm

imamommy5 wrote:

Did you ever smell the bottom of your kids feet? Go ahead give a sniff... Eh now you get it?

I think now she ran away!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:21 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

I think now she ran away!

Or passed out.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:39 pm

Chenille snood snags

Say that three times, fast

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:46 pm

How many sets of dishes do you own?

Two. One set of paper and one set of plastic.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:49 pm

Sundays - Am I the only one?

No, I also love them. But it's spelled sundaes.