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newlywed5

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:34 pm

Want to make Chinese fortune cookies. Please share tacky marriage /shalom Bais quotes I can use

amother

Heather ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 8:54 pm

Go not to bed with anger.
Fight when tired until sent to sleep on the couch.

Learn your wife's love languages: Chocolate, flowers, and/or jewelry.

A man breaks a glass beneath the chuppah
As it will be the last time he may put his foot down.

For a happy marriage, practice these words well: Yes, dear.

Ask not: What is my spouse doing for me, but: What can I do for my spouse?

You need not seek perfection in your spouse.
You already know you are perfect for each other.

amother

↑ Heather ↓

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 9:00 pm

The laws of Taharas Hamishpacha are the glue that holds marriages together.
CRAZY glue.

"Do I look fat?" is not a question. It is a request for compliments.

Folding your Tallis after Shabbos is a segulah for Shalom Bayis.
Washing dishes after Shabbos is a far more potent segulah.

amother

↑ Heather

Sun, Dec 03 2023, 9:11 pm

As cars must be filled with gas before a long journey
Men must be filled with food before important discussions.

You have never seen, and will never see
Anything as attractive as your spouse.

When you make your home welcoming for others
It will also be more welcoming for you.

If it is romance you seek,
Review the Harchakos and do the opposite.

Phrases to build a marriage: "I love you." "I was wrong." "I will help."

Rose petals may enhance a marriage,
But true romance is the one who later sweeps them up.

3232

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 1:35 am

Just keep on saying "I'm sorry" your wife will know why.

zaq

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 12:48 pm

Folding your Tallis after Shabbos is a segulah for Shalom Bayis.
Washing dishes after Shabbos is a more potent segulah.

The bolded is true!

Queen Of Hearts

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 12:54 pm

These quotes are really tacky and made me lol.

Your husband's flaws are the mirror to your soul/own imperfections.

Wife saying I'm fine means she really isn't.

amother

Wine

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 7:10 pm

Sounds like a fun party!

amother

Trillium

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 8:28 pm

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.

ra_mom

Mon, Dec 04 2023, 8:48 pm

Happy Wife, Happy Life

Happy Spouse, Happy House

The difference between an ordinary marriage and an extraordinary marriage is in giving just a little extra every day, as often as possible, for as long as you both shall live.

The 3 words of marriage: please, thanks, sorry.

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

It is love that makes the impossible, possible.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. While loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Where there is love there is life.

This one is my fave:

I can conquer the world with one hand, as long as you’re holding the other.

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