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Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 4:21 pm
Busybee5 wrote:
Is a sheitel treif?

Last I heard is that we wear sheitels. You wanna eat yours?


I'll eat my DH's hat if you prove that edible sheitels are now being sold...
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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 7:06 pm
Food wrote:
I'll eat my DH's hat if you prove that edible sheitels are now being sold...


Make sure its kosher first!
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  The Happy Wife  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 8:10 pm
Michelle watches

Michelle, sweetie, it's really rude to stare.
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  cuties' mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 9:19 pm
Food wrote:
I'll eat my DH's hat if you prove that edible sheitels are now being sold...

Depends how you define edible. If my autistic kid eats my sheitel, does that mean its edible?
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 9:51 pm
My husband wants an easy life (5 kids)

Tell him that won’t be easy. He should try less kids.
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  Tao  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 9:55 pm
NechaMom wrote:
My husband wants an easy life (5 kids)

Tell him that won’t be easy. He should try less kids.


I had the same thought. 5 kids?! That's your idea of easy?!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 10:10 pm
She's refusing to pee on toilet

Count your blessings. At least she has the sense to do it in the toilet.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 10:26 pm
No more SNAP

Can I CLAP instead?
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  ap  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 10:28 pm
Queen Of Hearts wrote:
No more SNAP

Can I CLAP instead?

Crackle. Pop?
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 10:35 pm
Food wrote:
I'll eat my DH's hat if you prove that edible sheitels are now being sold...

Very possig with your screen name!
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  Tao  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 25 2023, 11:44 pm
Queen Of Hearts wrote:
She's refusing to pee on toilet

Count your blessings. At least she has the sense to do it in the toilet.


I thought this just didn't want to say it TMI Cool

I have 2 boys. They both pee on the toilet. Trust me, it's not a goal you want to start setting for your daughters too. Just be thankful Hashem gave you girls and there's no pee on your toilet LOL
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  Lemonade 2323  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 10:48 am
Dandruff please help.

Dandruff here. What can I help you with?
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  Lemonade 2323  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:02 am
Watch for teenage girl.

No need to remind me, I'm watching.
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:35 am
Where oh where do the single socks go?

To the hotel lobby to meet their bashert!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:41 am
Where oh where do the single socks go?
To singles Shabbatons, of course
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:44 am
Should I share with my friend?
Yes, unless there's only enough for one of you to survive, in which case, no.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:44 am
Where oh where do the single socks go?

When oh when, when will this galus end?🎶
(Both have no definite answer)


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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 12:30 pm
Queen Of Hearts wrote:
Where oh where do the single socks go?

When oh when, when will this galus end?
(Both have no definite answer)

Do you think the socks will meet their deceased pairs at techiyas hameisim?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 2:02 pm
NechaMom wrote:
Do you think the socks will meet their deceased pairs at techiyas hameisim?


Only if the socks are really dead and not merely OTD.
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  Lemonade 2323  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 26 2023, 2:05 pm
NechaMom wrote:
Where oh where do the single socks go?

To the hotel lobby to meet their bashert!


Why's everyone making fun of my poor single socks Sad ?

Same way as I'm making fun of someone's Dandruff help I guess.
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