What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Food ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 1:21 pm

Busybee5 wrote:

Is a sheitel treif?

Last I heard is that we wear sheitels. You wanna eat yours?

I'll eat my DH's hat if you prove that edible sheitels are now being sold...

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 4:06 pm

Food wrote:

I'll eat my DH's hat if you prove that edible sheitels are now being sold...

Make sure its kosher first!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 5:10 pm

Michelle watches

Michelle, sweetie, it's really rude to stare.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 6:19 pm

Food wrote:

I'll eat my DH's hat if you prove that edible sheitels are now being sold...

Depends how you define edible. If my autistic kid eats my sheitel, does that mean its edible?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 6:51 pm

My husband wants an easy life (5 kids)

Tell him that won’t be easy. He should try less kids.

↑ Tao ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 6:55 pm

NechaMom wrote:

My husband wants an easy life (5 kids)

Tell him that won’t be easy. He should try less kids.

I had the same thought. 5 kids?! That's your idea of easy?!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 7:10 pm

She's refusing to pee on toilet

Count your blessings. At least she has the sense to do it in the toilet.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 7:26 pm

No more SNAP

Can I CLAP instead?

↑ ap ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 7:28 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

No more SNAP

Can I CLAP instead?

Crackle. Pop?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 7:35 pm

Food wrote:

I'll eat my DH's hat if you prove that edible sheitels are now being sold...

Very possig with your screen name!

↑ Tao ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2023, 8:44 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

She's refusing to pee on toilet

Count your blessings. At least she has the sense to do it in the toilet.

I thought this just didn't want to say it TMI

I have 2 boys. They both pee on the toilet. Trust me, it's not a goal you want to start setting for your daughters too. Just be thankful Hashem gave you girls and there's no pee on your toilet LOL

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 7:48 am

Dandruff please help.

Dandruff here. What can I help you with?

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 8:02 am

Watch for teenage girl.

No need to remind me, I'm watching.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 8:35 am

Where oh where do the single socks go?

To the hotel lobby to meet their bashert!

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 8:41 am

Where oh where do the single socks go?
To singles Shabbatons, of course

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 8:44 am

Should I share with my friend?
Yes, unless there's only enough for one of you to survive, in which case, no.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 8:44 am

Where oh where do the single socks go?

When oh when, when will this galus end?🎶
(Both have no definite answer)

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↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 9:30 am

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

Where oh where do the single socks go?

When oh when, when will this galus end?
(Both have no definite answer)

Do you think the socks will meet their deceased pairs at techiyas hameisim?

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:02 am

NechaMom wrote:

Do you think the socks will meet their deceased pairs at techiyas hameisim?

Only if the socks are really dead and not merely OTD.

↑ Lemonade 2323 ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2023, 11:05 am

NechaMom wrote:

Where oh where do the single socks go?

To the hotel lobby to meet their bashert!

Why's everyone making fun of my poor single socks Sad

?

Same way as I'm making fun of someone's Dandruff help I guess.