What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Sep 10 2023, 12:35 pm

happy chick wrote:

Looking for restaurant for 33rd anniversary

I know just the perfect place for 32nd anniversary. Oh well, you missed it by a year.

Ha!
I didn’t see this before I posted. 2 great minds think alike!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Sep 10 2023, 12:40 pm

David and Elliot Chicken

Nice of Elliot to take on David’s last name! I would never!

↑ AmedeoAvogadro ↓

Sun, Sep 10 2023, 4:38 pm

Bras-does this exist?

No. What is it?

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Sep 10 2023, 5:27 pm

Biden says he’s going to bed

For good?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Sep 10 2023, 8:44 pm

The famous honey cake husband approved!
Wait, your husband is Tanya??

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Sep 10 2023, 10:05 pm

How do I relax about having a clean house?

If you relax you definitely won't have a clean house. Get to work!!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 8:37 am

How did we end up here?

I guess our parents visited with each other and the rest is history...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 12:45 pm

The famous honey cake husband approved!
What did he approve of? And did the baklava husband agree? How about the chocolate pudding husband?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 1:11 pm

ISO Canned Mushrooms recipe
1 can mushrooms, any brand
1 manual can opener, any brand

Instructions:
Wash top of can.
Open can opener handles. Apply blade of can opener to top of can. Squeeze handles together so blade pierces can. Twist lever clockwise till "lid" separates from body of can.

↑ Plonis ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 1:22 pm

zaq wrote:

The famous honey cake husband approved!
What did he approve of? And did the baklava husband agree? How about the chocolate pudding husband?

I hope the chocolate pudding husband is still available, I have daughters! 😋

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 1:36 pm

Roast questions

That depends whom you’d be roasting. If you’re roasting Biden you may want to ask him what day of the week it is. If you’re roasting Trump you may want to ask him who’s his date of the week...

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 1:41 pm

NechaMom wrote:

How did we end up here?

I guess our parents visited with each other and the rest is history...

You're naughty today Wink

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 1:45 pm

Did you have a 33 week preemie?

On my 33rd anniversary. (Please G-d, no...)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 1:48 pm

Was undercharged what to do?

Plug back in the charger.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 1:59 pm

Little girls can be so mean

So can big girls, so can big girls...

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 2:12 pm

Time sensitive. Fly on chicken. What would you do?

With my weight I’d definitely NOT fly on a chicken. Unless you meant an eagle! We’re all ready for that! May it be speedily in our days!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 2:12 pm

Sweetmommy wrote:

You're naughty today Wink

Only today?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 2:19 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Only today?

Between our ancestors visiting each other and Trumps dates, you extra naughty today...
Momma gonna wash your mouth with soap!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 2:22 pm

Sweetmommy wrote:

Between our ancestors visiting each other and Trumps dates, you extra naughty today...
Momma gonna wash your mouth with soap!

Alright. I’ll stick to flying on chickens and the like.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 2:55 pm

Leave some alive for our kapparah shlagen, will ya?