What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 11:35 pm

NechaMom wrote:

Roast questions

That depends whom you’d be roasting. If you’re roasting Biden you may want to ask him what day of the week it is. If you’re roasting Trump you may want to ask him who’s his date of the week...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 11:37 pm

SweetMommy and NechaMom (say, are you the same person? suspiciously similar names...) you're both on a roll today!

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 11:38 pm

Does your husband...?
Certainly not! Does yours?

↑ shirachadasha ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 11:41 pm

Corn shnitzel diy recipes?

My over-tired self opened the thread about "corn-shpitzels" all the while thinking "there's so much I have to learn about Chassidish practices". Hee hee

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 11 2023, 11:46 pm

Year in review: Did you grow in ruchnius this year?
No, but I grew in circumference.

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 3:46 am

I so badly want more but I don’t have a second

Start with a second, your first needs a sibling if you can.

↑ DreamerForever ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 3:58 am

zaq wrote:

Year in review: Did you grow in ruchnius this year?
No, but I grew in circumference.

Oh my! This got me cracking up LOL

Indeed that's one thing I can (almost) always be sure of Surprised

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 8:48 am

zaq wrote:

SweetMommy and NechaMom (say, are you the same person? suspiciously similar names...) you're both on a roll today!

Don’t you think that if we’d be the same person we’d make sure our names have no similarities at all? I’d be SourPuss or something.

↑ write4right ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 9:48 am

Please help me find clothes for my teenage daughters!

Only if you find for mine!

IYKYK.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 9:54 am

NechaMom wrote:

Don’t you think that if we’d be the same person we’d make sure our names have no similarities at all? I’d be SourPuss or something.

That's what you'd want us to think...

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 9:58 am

PinkFridge wrote:

That's what you'd want us to think...

I thought I was convincing! 🥴

↑ write4right ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 10:09 am

I so badly want more but don't have a second

Generally, the way it works is that you start with a first, add a second, and then add a third and so on. Unless you're the poster from the clomid thread wanting twins? In that case you still need to add the second even if you add the third of the same time.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 10:21 am

Where can I find a lambs head in Brooklyn?

Is it okay if it’s attached to a lamb’s body? The prospect park zoo should have.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 12:57 pm

What kind of stroller do I need?

I guess one where you’d fit comfortably in the seat and it should have a holder for your phone!

↑ hodeez ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 2:01 pm

What kind of stroller do I need?
The kind with wheels

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 2:47 pm

Can clothing be returned with postal stamps?

It's rude to borrow clothing and return it dirty. Remove the postal stamps before returning.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 3:43 pm

Debt- how did you fall into debt?

Debt here. I slipped on a banana peel and fell right in.

↑ Chanichani2248

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 4:04 pm

7 year old constipation

Gosh sounds awful. Even 3 days is bad for me

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 4:15 pm

zaq wrote:

SweetMommy and NechaMom (say, are you the same person? suspiciously similar names...) you're both on a roll today!

So which one of us don't exist? 🤔
Or maybe our age and weight combined makes us elderly and very very overweight!

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Sep 12 2023, 4:15 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

Can clothing be returned with postal stamps?

It's rude to borrow clothing and return it dirty. Remove the postal stamps before returning.

What's if they're forever stamps?