What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ unnamed ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 5:17 pm

Moshe chaim or yosef chaim

It was Moshe Chaim who lost his kippah

↑ unnamed ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 5:19 pm

ISO individual small baking pans

Larger pans would be harder to misplace

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 6:02 pm

Cheating with nutritionist
Nah, if you’re cheating already, may as well be with the chocolatier or ice creamer.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 6:24 pm

Best gift you ever received
My wonderful ka"h children

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 7:05 pm

How often do you replace your bra’s?

My bra’s what? Underwire? Monthly!

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 8:22 pm

He’s reading the newspaper while...

One nice day, when mamma was washing the dishes and dad was reading the newspaper and I was playing with the piano 🎹
Suddenly...

Eta or was it pappa reading the newspaper? Oy, it’s been too many lifetimes ago since we played this little chant.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 8:32 pm

zaq wrote:

Tutution boys elementary

A tutor who scoffed at tutution
Insisted "There's no substitution!"
He said, "It's tradition,
And bears repetition:
Good spelling's the only solution!"

Maybe they wanna barter some tutus in exchange for their sons education...

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 8:35 pm

Shofar song?

Tu
Tu tu tu
Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu
Tuuuuuuuuuuuuu

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Aug 27 2023, 8:38 pm

It is the hardest two weeks of the year

Ummm....Erev Pesach?

↑ Food ↓

Mon, Aug 28 2023, 5:48 am

Sunny Days wrote:

Cheating with nutritionist
Nah, if you’re cheating already, may as well be with the chocolatier or ice creamer.

Therapist for emotional affair

Uh oh, better make sure the therapist doesn't know the nutritionist, otherwise it might be a HIPAA violation...

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Aug 28 2023, 11:22 am

Membrane sweeps

Excellent! Grab a broom Mr. Membrane and get to work.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Aug 28 2023, 4:33 pm

Mamas and Papas stroller

I hear it's going on sale on Monday, Monday.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Aug 28 2023, 4:54 pm

Mamas and papas stroller

Will they be sitting side by side? Hope papa won’t steal mama’s pacifier.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Aug 29 2023, 7:23 am

Kosher kitchen
Can I keep?

Yes. We all keep a kosher kitchen. Not so complicated once you learn the halachos.

↑ sequoia ↓

Tue, Aug 29 2023, 7:34 am

We started it, and now they're doing it better.

If you’re going to be so competitive, you won’t be invited to the next orgy.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Aug 29 2023, 7:45 am

Not my baby- spoiler wanted

So 1st of all, there are those who say you can never spoil a baby.

Second of all, if you believe in spoiling babies- how is that fair? You take your sisters/neighbors/friend’s baby and find a company to spoil him/her? (Which I guess that’s what you’re looking for? 😉) Now what? Who deals with the fall out??
Don’t do it!

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Tue, Aug 29 2023, 12:10 pm

Should we go back to diapers?

Nah I prefer to keep my dignity and use the bathroom.

↑ sequoia ↓

Tue, Aug 29 2023, 12:32 pm

Touching self correct term

Sweet Caroline, the times never seemed so good

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 29 2023, 12:38 pm

Gift For Nanny leaving
I remember Nanny Leaving! We hired her after Mary Poppins left.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 29 2023, 2:44 pm

First day of school uniform
It's probably the same uniform they wear the rest of the year.