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 Sun, Aug 27 2023, 8:17 pm
Moshe chaim or yosef chaim
It was Moshe Chaim who lost his kippah
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Sun, Aug 27 2023, 8:19 pm
ISO individual small baking pans
Larger pans would be harder to misplace
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Sun, Aug 27 2023, 9:02 pm
Cheating with nutritionist
Nah, if you’re cheating already, may as well be with the chocolatier or ice creamer.
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Sun, Aug 27 2023, 9:24 pm
Best gift you ever received
My wonderful ka"h children
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Sun, Aug 27 2023, 10:05 pm
How often do you replace your bra’s?
My bra’s what? Underwire? Monthly!
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Sun, Aug 27 2023, 11:22 pm
He’s reading the newspaper while...
One nice day, when mamma was washing the dishes and dad was reading the newspaper and I was playing with the piano 🎹
Suddenly...
Eta or was it pappa reading the newspaper? Oy, it’s been too many lifetimes ago since we played this little chant.
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Sun, Aug 27 2023, 11:32 pm
| zaq wrote: | Tutution boys elementary
A tutor who scoffed at tutution
Insisted "There's no substitution!"
He said, "It's tradition,
And bears repetition:
Good spelling's the only solution!" |
Maybe they wanna barter some tutus in exchange for their sons education...
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Sun, Aug 27 2023, 11:35 pm
Shofar song?
Tu
Tu tu tu
Tu tu tu tu tu tu tu
Tuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Sun, Aug 27 2023, 11:38 pm
It is the hardest two weeks of the year
Ummm....Erev Pesach?
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Mon, Aug 28 2023, 8:48 am
| Sunny Days wrote: | Cheating with nutritionist
Nah, if you’re cheating already, may as well be with the chocolatier or ice creamer. |
Therapist for emotional affair
Uh oh, better make sure the therapist doesn't know the nutritionist, otherwise it might be a HIPAA violation...
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Mon, Aug 28 2023, 2:22 pm
Membrane sweeps
Excellent! Grab a broom Mr. Membrane and get to work.
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Mon, Aug 28 2023, 7:33 pm
Mamas and Papas stroller
I hear it's going on sale on Monday, Monday.
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Mon, Aug 28 2023, 7:54 pm
Mamas and papas stroller
Will they be sitting side by side? Hope papa won’t steal mama’s pacifier.
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Tue, Aug 29 2023, 10:23 am
Kosher kitchen
Can I keep?
Yes. We all keep a kosher kitchen. Not so complicated once you learn the halachos.
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Tue, Aug 29 2023, 10:34 am
We started it, and now they're doing it better.
If you’re going to be so competitive, you won’t be invited to the next orgy.
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Tue, Aug 29 2023, 10:45 am
Not my baby- spoiler wanted
So 1st of all, there are those who say you can never spoil a baby.
Second of all, if you believe in spoiling babies- how is that fair? You take your sisters/neighbors/friend’s baby and find a company to spoil him/her? (Which I guess that’s what you’re looking for? 😉) Now what? Who deals with the fall out??
Don’t do it!
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Tue, Aug 29 2023, 3:10 pm
Should we go back to diapers?
Nah I prefer to keep my dignity and use the bathroom.
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Tue, Aug 29 2023, 3:32 pm
Touching self correct term
Sweet Caroline, the times never seemed so good
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Tue, Aug 29 2023, 3:38 pm
Gift For Nanny leaving
I remember Nanny Leaving! We hired her after Mary Poppins left.
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Tue, Aug 29 2023, 5:44 pm
First day of school uniform
It's probably the same uniform they wear the rest of the year.
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