What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 1:32 pm

Why is principal leaving

This brings to mind a nutty song we sang as kids:
La la la doomsday
We've got no school today
The teacher passed away
Where is the principal?
She's in the hospital
Where is the secretary?
She's in the cemetery
Where is the cook?
She's on a hook

What a gory song! Can't Believe It

Anyone remember it?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 1:42 pm

Touching when chassidish

Vs when Litvish/Yeshivish/MO/JPF
How does touching differ???

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 2:27 pm

Sweetmommy wrote:

Anyone remember it?

A close version thereof, yes. No longer funny given the escalating violence in schools in recent years.

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 3:41 pm

Do I need to host my sil’s life?

Is your house even big enough??

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 3:43 pm

zaq wrote:

A close version thereof, yes. No longer funny given the escalating violence in schools in recent years.

Not funny at all!
Interesting we sang it with zest and vigor...

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 3:49 pm

How long do you let your kitchen sink run in the morning?

I don’t care if it runs a mile or ten, as long as it’s back on time for us when we wake up!

↑ NechaMom ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 4:33 pm

Disappointed my mother in law did nothing

That’s original. Most people are disappointed when their mother in law did SOMETHING!

↑ AmedeoAvogadro ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 6:46 pm

NechaMom wrote:

How long do you let your kitchen sink run in the morning?

I don’t care if it runs a mile or ten, as long as it’s back on time for us when we wake up!

When they said running in the morning is good for everyone, they meant everyone but the kitchen sink.

↑ ap ↓

Sun, Jul 23 2023, 8:51 pm

Sweetmommy wrote:

Why is principal leaving

This brings to mind a nutty song we sang as kids:
La la la doomsday
We've got no school today
The teacher passed away
We killed her yesterday!

Where is the principal?
She's in the hospital
Where is the secretary?
She's in the cemetery
Where is the cook?
She's on a hook

What a gory song! Can't Believe It

Anyone remember it?

we added in Can't Believe It

↑ AmedeoAvogadro ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 4:55 am

Sara Schneirer's men program

No. There were already Yeshivas so she focused on Beis Yaakovs.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 12:52 pm

To the woman over yuntif who asked me if I was pregnant

And to the woman under yuntif who asked me if I was breastfeeding

↑ Plonis ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 2:28 pm

How to organize my teacher's cupboard?

I hope you asked her first! She might not appreciate this.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 6:17 pm

What do I do with wet sheets?

Hang them in the sun or dry in the dryer. You’re welcome!

↑ a2z ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 6:22 pm

What to do with kids on Tisha b'Av

I promise that the first thing that came to mind was
EAT THEM!
🤭

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 6:44 pm

I want my house to smell amazing

You'll need to wait until the 9 days are over, until all the smelly people in your house have had a good wash. That would be a start Smile

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 6:48 pm

Sweetmommy wrote:

Anyone remember it?

Nope, first time I'm hearing it. In England we sang :
We break up, we break up
We don't care if the school blows up
No more English, no more French
No more sitting on the old school bench 😆

My kids sing it slightly different but I don't remember it now. Definitely ruder now than back in my days!!

↑ Busybee5 ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 6:54 pm

Trigger warning - what will you do

(In pregnancy forum) I'll do absolutely nothing, thank you. I'm not pregnant.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Jul 24 2023, 9:10 pm

Which boy should my dd go out with?

Definitely the one on the right side. Way more handsome looking!