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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jul 17 2023, 9:50 pm
Fame on sale?

👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
Where can I get my 15 minutes??
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 8:35 am
Waxing during the 9 Days

Waning during the Yemei Ratzon
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  cuties' mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 8:45 am
How to freeze meatballs
Open freezer. Stick in meatballs. Close freezer.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 11:03 am
Do you write insurance in an insurance office?
Is this like "what was the color of George Washington's white horse?"
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 11:39 am
Bombarded and now in rotten mood

Well, if you were bombarded with rotten fruit your mood only makes sense.
🍅 🍅 🍅 Duck!
And before you lob any more at me, tomato is a fruit!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 11:48 am
It’s either shalom bayis or kids

That's a tough decision to make. Can't I have both?
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 12:54 pm
Daughter wants to practice in hair

What does she want to practice?
And who is volunteering their head of hair for her to practice in?
I hope it's not dance practice...


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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 1:15 pm
Daughter wants to practice in hair

Let her go dumpster diving near the barber shop.
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 1:19 pm
Patis coming to Monsey

Who cares if Pat is coming to Monsey? Who is it anyway?
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 1:20 pm
NechaMom wrote:
Daughter wants to practice in hair

Let her go dumpster diving near the barber shop.


Ewww
Thinking of all that hairy smelling, dandruffy hair Puke

Near the sheitel macher would be more appetizing.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 1:22 pm
Yirmiyahu 33. Any info?
Between Yirmiyahu 32 and Yirmiyahu 34
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 1:25 pm
Sweetmommy wrote:
Ewww
Thinking of all that hairy smelling, dandruffy hair Puke

Near the sheitel macher would be more appetizing.

Not an appetizing hobby regardless. I’d rather practice in bubble bath.
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 1:36 pm
NechaMom wrote:
Not an appetizing hobby regardless. I’d rather practice in bubble bath.


That sounds nice...
I'll take my baby in with me and let it (c'v to out myself by revealing gender) practice dancing in my hair.
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  ap  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 11:10 pm
Is it really important to find out why a couple got divorced?

Depends how much of a yenta you are how important it will be to you
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 18 2023, 11:49 pm
What do you do with your shmattes before you wash them?

I get them dirty in various different ways.
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  WitchKitty  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 19 2023, 1:58 am
zaq wrote:
Yirmiyahu 33. Any info?
Between Yirmiyahu 32 and Yirmiyahu 34

31 & 35
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 19 2023, 10:26 am
Yirmiyahu 33. Any information?

You already said he’s 33 a while ago. Are you sure he’s not 34 yet? And we need a last name for best results.
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  AmedeoAvogadro  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 19 2023, 10:46 am
Yirmiyahu 33. Any info?

וַיְהִ֧י דְבַר־יְהֹוָ֛ה אֶֽל־יִרְמְיָ֖הוּ שֵׁנִ֑ית וְהוּא֙ עוֹדֶ֣נּוּ עָצ֔וּר בַּחֲצַ֥ר הַמַּטָּרָ֖ה לֵאמֹֽר׃
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 19 2023, 10:53 am
Ever wonder what people will say at your funeral?

No! 😱 I don't wanna die!
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  Genius  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jul 19 2023, 11:41 am
Sweetmommy wrote:
Ever wonder what people will say at your funeral?

No! 😱 I don't wanna die!

Yet. I find the thought of being immortal even scarier…
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