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Post Wed, Jun 01 2022, 6:39 pm
Birth Control | Tesla.

Wow! I had no idea Elon Musk was diversifying into such a wide range of products!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 01 2022, 8:21 pm
If you make cheesecake today...
You'll probably want to eat it tomorrow.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 11:15 am
Help me get tomato sauce out of dress
Pull dress hem upwards and over tomato sauce's head. Watch out for protruding ears.
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  BokerTov  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 12:21 pm
I always go over buget, advise?
You should quickly go back over Buget in the opposite direction and next time walk around him instead of over him! You’re not supposed to walk over people.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 2:47 pm
BokerTov wrote:
I always go over buget, advise?
You should quickly go back over Buget in the opposite direction and next time walk around him instead of over him! You’re not supposed to walk over people.


Nah, it's a bubbe meise.
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  BokerTov  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 5:38 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
Nah, it's a bubbe meise.

Is it? I never verified. It’s still ingrained in me that you need to retrace your steps and go back over. Laugh
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 5:45 pm
BokerTov wrote:
Is it? I never verified. It’s still ingrained in me that you need to retrace your steps and go back over. Laugh


Me too.
I wish I could remember which rav said this. Possibly Rabbi Neustadt in a Mishpacha column but I don't want to say for sure.
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 11:00 pm
BokerTov wrote:
I always go over buget, advise?
You should quickly go back over Buget in the opposite direction and next time walk around him instead of over him! You’re not supposed to walk over people.

On the flip side, if you go over budget and it stops growing then you might have more of a chance to make it through the month, no?

Edited a typo and eta that I now came to the conclusion if you flip it over the budget will be lower now so don’t know if you want to go over it or under it at this point? (And if you’re not following my crashing train of thoughts- that’s fine.)


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  BokerTov  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 11:04 pm
Sunny Days wrote:
On this flip side, if you go over budget and it stops growing then you might have more of a chance to make it through the month, no?

In this case it’s buget though. Don’t confuse the two!
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 11:06 pm
BokerTov wrote:
In this case it’s buget though. Don’t confuse the two!
oops sorry, my bad Can't Believe It
And who is he? Or she?
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  BokerTov  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 11:07 pm
Sunny Days wrote:
oops sorry, my bad Can't Believe It
And who is he? Or she?

The one who stopped growing because OP went over him. She didn’t share more details.
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 02 2022, 11:09 pm
BokerTov wrote:
The one who stopped growing because OP went over him.

👍
Aah, thanks for clarifying. I can now go back to regular scheduled programming with this major mind boggling question resolved.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 07 2022, 3:06 pm
Can you clean a moldy bottle tree?
I can, but given that the item belongs to you, why should I?
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  BokerTov  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 07 2022, 3:10 pm
Washing machine if you had a choice
If I had a choice I wouldn’t be washing the machine or anything else for that matter.
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  BokerTov  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 07 2022, 3:12 pm
zaq wrote:
Can you clean a moldy bottle tree?
I can, but given that the item belongs to you, why should I?

I’d love to see the tree where moldy bottles grow.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 07 2022, 5:49 pm
BokerTov wrote:
I’d love to see the tree where moldy bottles grow.


There's no such thing
As a moldy bottle tree.
There never was
and there never will be
A moldy bottle growing on a treeee
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 07 2022, 5:53 pm
Washing machine if you had a choice

Little known rejected title of El Condor Pasa.
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  BokerTov  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 07 2022, 7:55 pm
I feel like I am never first

Me neither. If only my name would begin with A I’d have more of a chance to be first.


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Post Tue, Jun 07 2022, 8:03 pm
Omg this thread is so funny!

Thanks for the laugh Very Happy

Loling.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 07 2022, 8:21 pm
PinkFridge wrote:
There's no such thing
As a moldy bottle tree.
There never was
and there never will be
A moldy bottle growing on a treeee


That's because it's a moldy bottle-tree, not a moldy-bottle tree.

Though I never saw a bottle growing on a tree, I have seen pics of glass bottles tied to a tree to allow fruit to grow inside the bottle, which is later filled with the liqueur matching that fruit, to mystify people who can't figure out how the fruit got into the bottle.

https://janalinesworldjourney......ttle/
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