What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ chayitty ↓

Thu, Apr 03 2008, 11:50 pm

flying while preg....that would be awesome, nomore feet pain and waddeling

↑ Motek ↓

Sun, Apr 06 2008, 10:03 am

Stopping to nurst - Cold Turkey

Was that meant to be "nurst" or "wurst" as in knockwurst, turky flavor, served cold ...

↑ chaylizi ↓

Sun, Apr 06 2008, 10:18 am

confessions of a perfect husband- aha I knew he wasn't perfect, he's confessing already

would you let dd marry into cholov stam?- nope, I'd prefer her to marry someone human, thanks!

so you think you're pretty frum- um yeah,is that ok with you?

↑ Beauty and the Beast ↓

Sun, Apr 06 2008, 12:46 pm

pinktichel wrote:

Crayon210 wrote:

I keep reading "Can you recommend any good pots?" as "Can you recommend any good posts?" Yeah, mine. 8)

Glad to hear I'm not the only one. It's beginning to drive me crazy!!

LOL

lol, me toooooooooo!!!

Esther23

Sun, Apr 06 2008, 9:18 pm

I think this is the funniest thread on imamother, I just read through a couple of pages and I am laughing so hard my chest hurts!
Keep it up, you're really keeping me entertained!

↑ chayitty ↓

Sun, Apr 06 2008, 9:30 pm

whenever I read clingy chavrusah...I always think of static gaurd..

did u marry ur basheret?? well I hope so

going away for peassach is like an epidural...wow there is so much to say on this one...but my first reacation was..I misread it and I thought someone is going away for peasach and they want to take an epidural along with them incase they go into labor

↑ mimivan ↓

Thu, Apr 10 2008, 10:54 am

I read "Foods to avoid when pregnant"

As "Fools to avoid when pregnant!"

↑ mimivan ↓

Thu, Apr 10 2008, 10:54 am

Esther23 wrote:

I think this is the funniest thread on Imamother, I just read through a couple of pages and I am laughing so hard my chest hurts!
Keep it up, you're really keeping me entertained!

Yeah, it is an Estis thread...I miss her alot! Crying

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Apr 10 2008, 11:07 am

slightly off posts ... my dd was over shoulder and asked me "who on earth is 'beauty & the breast' shock

it had me rolling ...

as for "apples" I say oranges (so what it's true it came to my simple mind)

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Apr 10 2008, 11:12 am

ASAP - standby for emergencies ...

"turned out to be a GIRL" - how many choices were there ... I hope you're not disappointed ...

p.s. when my youngest dd was born my sonnyboy was about 5 and he asked if we were disappointed - poor kid wanted a brother ... well he settled it by giving her his power rangers and cars ... they were both happy ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Apr 10 2008, 11:15 am

"fund to help mahpitom vent to a therapist" - what about the rest of us ...

"wanted to share" - no thanks I got my own Exclamation

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Apr 10 2008, 11:18 am

"postpartum spanx ... after birth" - thought they only spank the babies ... Nervous

"measels at the mikvah?" - better than anything you can contract at the "john school" ... Twisted Evil

yo'ma ↓

Thu, Apr 10 2008, 2:48 pm

Quote:

"just venting, but I stink" ... P U go take a shower

I knew someone was going to write that LOL

↑ GAMZu ↓

Sun, Apr 13 2008, 7:19 pm

What do you do with your kids
Knapsacks/backpacks!!!

Not a bad idea... Keeping kids in backpacks might be the only way to keep them from wrecking the house while I attempt to clean for pesach.

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Apr 14 2008, 4:26 pm

there's one about good and bad appliances for pesach and when I see it I keep thinking bad ones for pesach would be the bread machine or toaster!

↑ chaylizi ↓

Mon, Apr 14 2008, 6:02 pm

mommyabc123 wrote:

there's one about good and bad appliances for pesach and when I see it I keep thinking bad ones for pesach would be the bread machine or toaster!

sorry to be serious- but many of us get toasters b/c they are ovens also. you know the kind with the rotisserie?

Pacifier training- what like driver's ed? I didn't realize this needed an instruction class
Matzah break- out of town vent- my thoughts were a little vague, but they involved why do you care if there is matzah in your vent? it's not chometz!
shows how much my brain is operating these days.

↑ realeez ↓

Mon, Apr 14 2008, 6:23 pm

chaylizi wrote:

mommyabc123 wrote:

there's one about good and bad appliances for pesach and when I see it I keep thinking bad ones for pesach would be the bread machine or toaster!

sorry to be serious- but many of us get toasters b/c they are ovens also. you know the kind with the rotisserie?

We call those toaster ovens. Toasters are for sliced bread or bagels or waffles only.