What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ BokerTov ↓

Mon, Dec 13 2021, 12:30 pm

Ants cannot understand algebra

Shoots! Thought I’d use them for tutors! 🐜 🐜 🐜
How about fruit flies?

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Dec 14 2021, 2:44 pm

Used baby gift

Hey, that's not a nice way to talk about adoption.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 14 2021, 3:37 pm

Ants can't understand algebra

Line from recently discovered draft of Wonderful World.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 14 2021, 7:58 pm

How to get kids moving in the morning
Prune compote at night.

↑ Food ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2021, 11:58 am

Pls help. My 2 yr old is attached to me

That's seriously delayed cord clamping!

↑ Food ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2021, 12:01 pm

Baby over 42

I hope that's not the same one as the two year old... 40 years later and they still didn't cut the umbilical cord? Surprised

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2021, 12:50 pm

Food wrote:

Baby over 42

I hope that's not the same one as the two year old... 40 years later and they still didn't cut the umbilical cord? Surprised

"I know you don't want to go to school today but you have no choice: you're the principal."

↑ Plonis ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2021, 3:10 pm

5 yr old immature pretend she's an animal

Teenager immature criticizes my parenting
Baby immature screams instead of asking
Toddler immature throws tantrum in store

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2021, 7:32 pm

How long does it take to go to Niagra by train.

Depends where you're starting from.

↑ Plonis ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2021, 8:03 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

How long does it take to go to Niagra by train.

Depends where you're starting from.

Not on Imamother. Location, unless otherwise specified, is Brooklyn.

↑ Genius ↓

Wed, Dec 15 2021, 8:05 pm

Plonis wrote:

Not on Imamother. Location, unless otherwise specified, is Brooklyn.

Probably is Brooklyn. I don’t think that op disclosed the starting location yet.

↑ MitzadSheini ↓

Thu, Dec 16 2021, 5:32 am

Here is one for non-Americans (English/South Africans/NZ/Aussie etc)

Why is Burland out??!!

LBW.

Or

Caught at Deep Backward Square Leg

Or

Stumped

& etc

↑ BokerTov ↓

Thu, Dec 16 2021, 6:22 pm

Happy and 2 stones overweight

Oh the stones I know are just a few ounces each. I’d be happy too. I’m probably 2 giant rocks overweight!

↑ BokerTov ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2021, 12:22 am

ISO handyman in BP who hangs fixtures reasonably

I know someone who hangs them mostly straight and not too far off the center of the ceiling. He only cracks 1-2 bulbs in the process. Would that be reasonable enough for you?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2021, 7:22 am

Is there private beach anywhere?

Nope. You could be on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere, and Google Earth could still see you.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2021, 7:57 am

Cheap relaxing vacation spots

In the bathroom, with the door locked so the kids can't come in.

↑ BatyaEsther ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2021, 10:49 am

Baby Beanies

I can’t imagine that I I’m here only person who read Beanie Babies and thought are they really making a comeback?
Just when I finally stopped hoarding and cleaned our my Basement!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Dec 17 2021, 12:00 pm

Rock swivel chairs

Early version of Rock Paper Scissors.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2021, 9:18 am

Pot reviews

Please, please, PLEASE watch the Agudah convention workshop on kiddush clubs and brownies! The only reviews you should be getting are -5 stars. And...

Oh wait.
Never mind.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Dec 19 2021, 12:52 pm

Pot reviews
Acapulco gold is the best.