What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2021, 7:10 am

Please Help! I can't anymore...

I just can't anymore! CAN'T! CAN'T! CAN'T!

This is why I block certain forums. Maybe you should take a break from Imamother for a bit. I know that certain posters can be infuriating. Banging head

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2021, 9:30 am

Jewish Children's Museum Vaccine

Now I'm not an antivaxxer but this is definitely one I'm holding off on.

↑ WhatFor ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2021, 10:23 am

Did you ever feel something during a bedikah?

Yes, one time a finger touched back. (Apologies, lol, this was my actual immediate reaction.)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2021, 2:42 pm

Scotch Bonnet/Butterscotch coat on Ali?? Anyone??

B'H this wasn't posted under Recipes. Can you imagine a worse combination? Puke

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 07 2021, 2:48 pm

Can most of those who got used to Smartphones, give them up?

Congratulations, you've just been Rick Rolled! Very Happy

↑ behappy2

Tue, Dec 07 2021, 8:57 pm

How can I grow children without resentment.

In soil found near some Buddhist Monastery.

↑ ssspectacular ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2021, 10:29 am

How can I grow children without resentment?

Maybe add fertilizer?

↑ 4g01o ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2021, 5:00 pm

Colton underwood on Netflix

I read it as: cotton underwear on Netflix 😂

↑ BokerTov ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2021, 6:03 pm

What do you do when you feel a pimple coming?

I immerse the area in a solution of equal parts vinegar, camomile tea, and baking soda. Say 3 kapitlech tehilim backwards. And stock up on a case of Boston cream pie and mushroom cheese calzones.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 08 2021, 8:08 pm

Shabbos with kosher food and minyan? (Lakewood area)

Wow, this is tough. I say you're probably best off bringing your own food and 10 men. Hatzlacha!

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2021, 3:53 am

Baby not measuring corrctly

Don't be too hard on him. Most kids don't know how to use a ruler until they are about 7 or 8.

↑ Elfrida ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2021, 2:59 pm

Leaving my heart behind?

After a transplant you don't really need the old one any more, but you don't have to leave it behind. Ask a Rav what to do with it.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Dec 09 2021, 8:44 pm

Beet Kvass Borscht Troubleshooting

Contrary to popular belief that was not a rejected potential name for Bachmann Turner Overdrive. (OK, how did I get there? Because my first thought was, rock band thread, then I realized in cadence they weren't too far apart.)

↑ enneamom

Thu, Dec 09 2021, 9:41 pm

I need to stop!

Me too! I've been on here for way too long today.

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Sat, Dec 11 2021, 11:00 pm

S/O - Stuff husbands should hear before dating

Husbands shouldn't be dating.

↑ WhatFor

Sun, Dec 12 2021, 7:27 am

I know. I know. I'm very immature.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Dec 12 2021, 10:19 am

What spice heater should I get for the bedrooms

https://www.amazon.com/IMUSA-S.....4RF7W

The reviews don't mention if it's safe for bedrooms, though.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Dec 12 2021, 5:35 pm

What are your thoughts on tummy sleeping?
I do it all the time.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Dec 12 2021, 5:42 pm

I want to go on vacation that includes food soon
Exactly how soon do you want the food?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 13 2021, 12:16 pm

Have a business and have a customer going thru stuff

Unless it's merchandise that you're selling, customers shouldn't be going through your stuff.