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GAMZu




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 09 2008, 12:14 pm
Let's share some laughs!

My almost 4 year old turned over in his sleep closer to his little brother and said about him, "Gedalya is a buffalo."
LOL
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Squash




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 09 2008, 12:33 pm
lol!!!
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ChossidMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 09 2008, 1:45 pm
All three of my older kids talk alot in their sleep.
Problem is I can never understand what they're saying. They always slur their words and sound drunk!
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smiley:)




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 09 2008, 2:28 pm
I am really not a big sleeptalker but a few weeks ago I woke up in the morning after a cooler night. I asked my husband why the fan in our room was on. He told me I asked him to turn it on!!!

The other night my baby woke up during the night and though I always hear him, I didn't. So my husband was willing to put him back to sleep but wanted to know the last time the baby nursed so he'd know if it's time or not. He asked me when the baby last nursed. I said "one level ago."

My sister used to search for alligators in her bed. My husband would search for the baby in our bed (even though the baby never sleeps in our bed). I've got some good stories, just have to recall them.
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shabbatiscoming




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 09 2008, 3:22 pm
in seminary, I went with another girl for shabbat. when we were getting ready for bed she told me that she wanted to warm me that she talks in her sleep.

fine we closed the trisim the ENTIRE way so the room was pitch black. somewhere in the middle of teh night I all of a sudden hear "the aliens are coming" but screaming it. I got totally freaked out.

the next moring she asked me if she spoke in her sleep. I said, nope, not that I heard.
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Pizza




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 09 2008, 3:31 pm
my 16 year old son says some fun things when im waking him up in the morning
most recent was, "its in the pasook" - wonder what he was dreaming about... when he was 14, he shouted "get off of my pizza" when I woke him up for school...
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  ChossidMom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Apr 09 2008, 3:39 pm
Get off my pizza LOL LOL
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