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Purple Hug Bunny ↓

Fri, Aug 19 2005, 4:45 pm

The guy on the 20 dollar bill looks like my mother in law

Rivka ↓

Sat, Aug 27 2005, 7:19 pm

technic back to your daughter checking for eggs...was she using real at the time? I would keep my eye on her.

↑ Rivka ↓

Sat, Aug 27 2005, 7:20 pm

Cute Jewish type story about my two year old. My sister came over for shabbos meal and she was giggling while my husband made kiddush so my son looked at her and said shush and put his finger to his lips.

↑ Pearl ↓

Mon, Aug 29 2005, 5:25 am

rivka, that's so cute! tsadik katan!

↑ Rivka ↓

Thu, Sep 01 2005, 5:43 am

Pearl you wouldn't say that if you met him....

↑ technic ↓

Thu, Sep 01 2005, 7:49 am

rivka bh nope - they were plastic eggs!!!...ur son sounds VERY well-trained kyh Wink

debz123

Thu, Sep 01 2005, 9:12 am

My sister in law asked my nephew if he thought his 2 year old sister should get her ears pierced and he said no cuz soon shes gonna get her hair cut and turn into a boy (he thought she was going to get an upsherin!)

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↑ technic ↓

Thu, Sep 01 2005, 9:13 am

↑ Rivka ↓

Sat, Sep 03 2005, 8:00 pm

Ha ha, my sister when she was little and my brother was born (before my time, she was dying for a sister) told her kindergarden teachers her mummy had a baby girl...but when the bris happened he told them it turned into a boy.

sheshycoco

Sun, Sep 04 2005, 9:45 am

Rivka,
that's hilarious.

happymom ↓

Sun, Sep 11 2005, 10:40 pm

My brothers upshernish was today... last night he pointed to one of my brothers beards and asked "WHAT IS THAT"??? my brother told him... its a beard... so my lil brother asked... "Where did you get it?" My brother answered him, when you are a big boy, you get one.... Later he told my mother he is very nervous for his upshernish and that he isnt gonna be big he wants to stay a little boy... when my mother asked him why he said "Because I dont want one of those beards!!!) ITs so funny because everyone in my fam kept telling him hes gonna be a big boy soon... so he really thought he'd grow a beard at his upshernish! Smile

↑ Rivka ↓

Mon, Sep 12 2005, 12:52 pm

happymom, did he think when you cut off the hair from his head it gets stuck onto his face?

↑ happymom ↓

Mon, Sep 12 2005, 4:18 pm

No, he just thought that after he gets a haircut because he will be big he will then grow a beard:)

↑ Purple Hug Bunny ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 2:09 am

S/one who I work with related a very cute story today from her 2 yr old.
He came home yesterday from day care and kept saying tequila tequila, she was wondering who taught him about tequila.
Finally she saw he was holding his hands by his mouth, making too tooo, he was blowing shofar TEKIYOH, and instead he said tequila...

shanie5

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 8:54 am

when I got engaged (many yrs ago...) I was an assistant kindergarden teacher. one of my students went home and told his mommy "Morah Shanie is a CHALLAH"

TzenaRena ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 9:57 am

When my son was in kindergarten, one day his Morah came in with a different sheitel. He looked at her wide-eyed, then asked in a very surprised voice "What, you got married?!"

↑ TzenaRena ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 10:06 am

Another gem: The Pesach before my daughter was turning four, she became very anxious and even started to cry when it was time to eat the maror.

The puzzle was solved when she told us that her Morah said our eyes would TEAR when eating maror.... LOL

↑ technic ↓

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 10:24 am

these r all great - ty 4 sharing!!! Very Happy

↑ Pearl

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 10:27 am

sooo cute, thanks for sharing!!!

↑ TzenaRena

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 10:41 am

here's another really good one, Overheard by the Morah on the Yeshiva schoolbus from little "Yisroelik", my friend's son:

My mommy's so (funny, strange) she thinks a plate is a chicken!

Other child: why?

Yisroelik: This morning a plate fell down and broke, and she said "zol zein a kapporah!"

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