cute stories | Imamother

lucky

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 8:26 am

Kids do say the cutest things, Sometimes you don't even realize how deep they think about things they hear.

simplesima

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 8:41 am

My 4 yr. old daughter received a dollar bill from my father, she met afriend on the street and tore it in half and gave him a half dollar, and she tells him when I turned four I promised to share everything. Later I explained to her that the dollar is not worth anything if its in half, the store wont accept it, she answes me I dont need money for the store, I like money just to keep.
My friends daughter one day asked her Mommy when will I turn into a [gentile]? ( they were talking that first your a girl,mommy etc)

↑ happymom

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 9:26 am

A friend of mine is a preschool teacher. When she was pregnant one of the kids asked her (2years old.. ponting at her stomach) What is that... so she told him a baby... he asked, "do you love your baby?" she said yes! HE asked: "SO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM???" lol, isnt that cute???

↑ supermom

Wed, Sep 14 2005, 9:31 am

cute one

my three year old saw my friend's baby all wrapped up and snuggled in those cloth carriers. she didn't realize it was a baby in it. when she looked down she saw a foot dangling out she turned to me and picked up my shirt to see if the baby in my stomach had a foot dangling out. Very Happy

↑ Rivka

Thu, Sep 15 2005, 5:21 pm

these are so funny. But one little kid saw his mother and noticed she had two round bumps and asked if she is having twins.

↑ queen

Thu, Sep 15 2005, 6:56 pm

happymom wrote:

"SO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM???" lol, isnt that cute???

happy mom..... that was cute!

Queen

↑ Purple Hug Bunny

Thu, Sep 15 2005, 9:16 pm

that is very cute.
actually all of them are cute and some are sooo original..
Thanx e/one for the laughs.

GAMZu

Wed, Nov 21 2007, 9:45 pm

technic wrote:

...I remember noticing my little girl playing in her toy kitchen and pretending 2 check the eggs 4 blood!!!

I found this cute animation online:

My son loves to watch it. Anyway, once he took a couple of eggs from the fridge on Shabbos and put them in his toy carriage and rocked it like the rooster. LOL

All the stories here are so, so funny!

mumoo

Wed, Nov 21 2007, 9:59 pm

My 4 yr dd asked me if all babies have a bris. I told her just boy babies. boy babies who are Jewish have a bris milah. But there are other boys who have a milah, but not a bris. I told her that it is done in a hospital, but by a doctor, and not a mohel. She says, "but then they don't get cake."

amother ↓

Wed, Nov 21 2007, 10:02 pm

Sounds like my neice. She so wanted a brother just to have a party (bris). Once she got one 3 kids later, though she wasnt inside at the bris she must have happened to pass by when the baby's diaper was off. The mohel was explaining to the parents whatever and no one was watching her. She cried the rest of the time (though she was sick too that day).

↑ amother

Thu, Nov 22 2007, 4:47 am

When my DS was in preschool the shabbos before Yom Kippur my husband was asking him questions by the table about what he had learned about Yonah:

"So what did Yonah do inside of the big fish?"

"He said 'Hashem, please get me out of this disgusting slimy gross squishy fish's tummy!'"

"And what happened after the fish spit Yonah out?"

"He said 'Thank You!'"

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Once while I was very very pregnant and wearing a black snood, I went to Walmart in a different neighborhood than usual. A little boy, about 5 or 6 was staring at me with huge eyes. I discovered why when he told his mother: "Mom! Mom! Look at that NUN!!"