What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

amf ↓

Sun, Sep 05 2021, 7:49 am

Why Do People Think

...but do they though?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Sep 05 2021, 9:36 am

How many people can I fit in 8x15 succah

And if the Berditchiver were alive he'd say, Ribbono Shel Olam! Look at your children! While we live in a world of frat boys stuffing themselves into phone booths* and clowns in VWs for entertainment, your children are filling their holy succos...

Ksiva vchasima tova!

* Ok, those times are long gone

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Sep 05 2021, 12:10 pm

DH wants a Tesla, I prefer a Sienna.

I keep thinking this is a baby name discussion.

↑ Notsobusy ↓

Sun, Sep 05 2021, 12:13 pm

DrMom wrote:

DH wants a Tesla, I prefer a Sienna.

I keep thinking this is a baby name discussion.

They're both better choices than the baby name Elon Musk chose. If I have to choose between X Æ A-12 and Tesla, I'm choosing Tesla!

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Sep 05 2021, 12:18 pm

Notsobusy wrote:

They're both better choices than the baby name Elon Musk chose. If I have to choose between X Æ A-12 and Tesla, I'm choosing Tesla!

[Getting my geek hat on Nerd

]

They're actually both names. Tesla is named after Nikola Tesla the inventor, and Sienna is a color that's also used as a name: https://babynames.com/name/sienna#

[Geek hat off]

↑ Elfrida ↓

Mon, Sep 06 2021, 6:46 am

How did you prepared spirituality for RH and YK?

That is making a very big assumption...

Unfortunately.

But I'll try. Maybe Rosh HaShana will wake me up on time to prepare better for Yom Kippur.

↑ shaqued_almond

Sat, Sep 11 2021, 6:56 pm

"seforim shrank where to buy"

Honey, I shrank the seforim!! Laugh

↑ Java ↓

Sun, Sep 12 2021, 4:50 pm

Defected nuvaring
Which country did the nuvaring defect to?

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Sep 12 2021, 5:51 pm

Hilchos shabbos emails
Emailing on Shabbat is assur. Unless you have a million monkeys at the keyboard who will, eventually, produce and send your message all on their own.

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↑ happy chick ↓

Sun, Sep 12 2021, 5:54 pm

"Mikvah comes out first night of Yom kippur"

Hmm... I didn't know there were 2 nights of Yom kippur

↑ BatyaEsther ↓

Sun, Sep 12 2021, 8:21 pm

happy chick wrote:

"Mikvah comes out first night of Yom kippur"

Hmm... I didn't know there were 2 nights of Yom kippur

Just coming here to ask where she lives that YK has 2 nights. I also want to know if she has 3 days of RH and Shavuot

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 13 2021, 2:01 am

So angry, can’t forgive this year.
This year has been pretty vicious in many ways, but as it hasn’t asked for your forgiveness, you’re under no obligation to grant it.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 13 2021, 12:53 pm

Terrible Fasting-Ideas

Fasting while hiking across Death Valley
Fasting while climbing Mt. Everest
Fasting while competing in the Olympics
Fasting while working in an ice cream parlor or bakery.
Fasting while taking final exams

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Sep 14 2021, 4:29 pm

How to make my baby an Israeli citizen

Give birth in Israel?

↑ essie14 ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2021, 10:29 am

Why does Maimonides get away with it

The Rambam?

↑ Success10 ↓

Thu, Sep 16 2021, 1:39 pm

essie14 wrote:

Why does Maimonides get away with it

The Rambam?

Seriously thought they were talking about the Rambam, got so upset!!

↑ happy chick ↓

Fri, Sep 17 2021, 3:09 pm

Why do people think...

Cuz if they didn't, they'd do brainless things 🙄

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2021, 1:05 pm

Have you always wanted to be in a movie?
Gotta run, no time to link. (Go for it Six, Zaq, and you know who else)
"THEEEEY'RE
gonna put me in the MOvies
They're gonna make a big star out of me
The biggest fool to ever hit the big time
And all you gotta do is
Act na-aturally."

Hey. You might win an Oscar. You can never tell.

↑ Elfrida ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2021, 1:11 pm

What's the latest you've given birth?

10:45 pm
My babies are normally born during the day.

↑ s1 ↓

Sun, Sep 19 2021, 2:27 pm

Help me build my new wardrobe!

Go to ikea. You’ll get all the pieces you need, plus an Alan key or two, plus some wonderful pictorial instructions that don’t make very much sense.