What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ sequoia ↓

Wed, Aug 04 2021, 9:04 am

Success10 wrote:

Is Ron making a big mistake?

I'll say!! He should just invite Hermione to the Yule Ball instead of being all awkward and tough about it. Sheesh!

I... that was literally my reaction...

loool

↑ Success10 ↓

Wed, Aug 04 2021, 9:14 am

sequoia wrote:

I... that was literally my reaction...

loool

Great nerds think alike!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 04 2021, 1:36 pm

Uber eats delivery tip

If you have to take an Uber to make deliveries, and the cost of the Uber is more than what you get in tips, maybe you should look for a different job. Or consider a bike.

Unless you're a midwife. Do people tip their midwives? I wouldn't think so. If you're a midwife and take Ubers to deliver the ubars (ha!), I should think your fee would more than cover the expense.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 04 2021, 3:12 pm

Is Ron Making a Big Mistake

And I was picturing Ron Headrest.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Aug 04 2021, 4:19 pm

Uber eats delivery tip

That’s dangerous and gross.
Unless of course you tip with chocolate coins

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Aug 04 2021, 7:22 pm

Vacation question out of the box

Ooh! Sounds like a fun game! Does the winner receive a free get away?

↑ Cookiegirl ↓

Wed, Aug 04 2021, 10:29 pm

Synthetic Sheitel Macher...

No thanks, I prefer the human ones...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Aug 05 2021, 7:28 pm

Do you know anyone named [A-Z]?

No. Everyone I know is named a number. Sincerely, 576420 (the imamother formerly known as PinkFridge.)

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Aug 06 2021, 12:37 am

Can't carry male pregnancy

Well I'm not surprised, seeing as men don't have a uterus.
(Apologies to the "woke" crowd.)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Fri, Aug 06 2021, 3:48 am

What do you do when bored

*klutz* I mean duh

Second reaction-
Bored? What does that even mean? And when does it happen? Looking forward to experiencing this phenomenon Very Happy

Edited a typo

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Aug 06 2021, 6:46 am

Does anyone do canning?

Donald Trump?

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 06 2021, 10:08 am

Do you know anyone named [A-Z]?

Nope. I know tons of people called A-J. and J-J. and even one called E-Z. , but no A-Z

↑ BatyaEsther ↓

Fri, Aug 06 2021, 5:30 pm

Desert for a Sheva brachos

What country are you in?
The Negev is lovely if you are in Israel, just watch out for the scorpions.
There are no deserts near Lakewood, so if you are there, you may need to rethink your theme.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Aug 08 2021, 1:41 am

BatyaEsther wrote:

Drat. You beat me to it.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 08 2021, 9:15 am

Did you hear about the cruise that was for men with music?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic shore aboard this tiny ship.

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↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2021, 1:25 am

Does anyone have a pediatrician who sees sick kids?

Isn't that the job description of a pediatrician?

Scratching Head

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2021, 1:22 pm

What amusement park is tznius for teenage boys?
LOL

↑ BrisketBoss ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2021, 1:26 pm

zaq wrote:

What amusement park is tznius for teenage boys?
LOL

That was pretty much my reaction too.

(Is anything tznius for teenage boys really? Confused

)

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2021, 3:32 pm

Vanity in Lakewood area

I have never noticed an excess of lavish salons and long sheitels and manicure places in Lakewood, at least not any more so than in other cities.

I think you are being unfair.

↑ Living Princess ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2021, 3:40 pm

Where have u been?

In my room reading a book Study