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  windchime  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 29 2021, 9:41 am
liveandlove.ima wrote:
Eating with nonkosher people
what makes a person "nonkosher"


Was gonna ask- is it "fins and scales"?
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  liveandlove.ima  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 29 2021, 10:29 am
I had a dream that I packed up a suitcase...

nice... and I had a dream I won a million dollars
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 29 2021, 12:13 pm
On a scale of 1-10 how burnt out are you?
15
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 29 2021, 2:40 pm
Can I be sued for this?
What? You walked out with a graco stroller? A Casio watch? Poncho in the rain?
2 different colored socks?

Tell me my child with what have you sinned?
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  liveandlove.ima  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 29 2021, 3:29 pm
On a scale of 1-10 how burnt out are you?

BH I was not involved in a fire.
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  liveandlove.ima  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 29 2021, 7:04 pm
Lost in therapy

I'll try to look for you when I'm there next
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  Success10  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 12:40 am
Camp disappointment

Wow, what a name for a camp. Does anyone actually send their kid there?
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 7:26 am
Wyoming

Just make sure Frank Butler's not around. (He was mean in Wyoming. Very mean in Wyoming. He'd always want to fight in the morning noon and night. Come to think of it, avoid Ioway and Tennessee also.)
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  Cookiegirl  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 8:23 am
Camp Disappointment...

...why didn't Alan Sherman think of this name?...Camp Granada pales in comparison...

"Huge mosquitos...pass the ointment
Swarming at Camp- Disappointment"
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 8:57 am
Cookiegirl wrote:
Camp Disappointment...

...why didn't Alan Sherman think of this name?...Camp Granada pales in comparison...

"Huge mosquitos...pass the ointment
Swarming at Camp- Disappointment"


best one of the day!
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 9:14 am
Would you suggest a shidduch of a 30 to 60 yr old?

That depends. How rich is he? Twisted Evil
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 9:34 am
Nut Free Peanut Chews?

That is so weird. Why would a school request such a thing? That's like asking for egg-free omelets, or a salad without fruits or vegetables.
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 9:37 am
FranticFrummie wrote:
Nut Free Peanut Chews?

That is so weird. Why would a school request such a thing? That's like asking for egg-free omelets, or a salad without fruits or vegetables.

You beat me to it!
Or- a pizza without cheese, sauce and crust...
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 10:02 am
Sunny Days wrote:
You beat me to it!
Or- a pizza without cheese, sauce and crust...


Or a Jew without good middos. Simply incomplete.
(Actually I'm going to go check out the thread. I've sometimes done some creative nut substituting.)
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 6:19 pm
How to turn your Sheva Brochas into a petting zoo, Inspired by Dr. Zeuss.

Sheva brochos on a boatโ›ต
Would you party with a goat? ๐Ÿ

I would not like them anywhere!
A goat would give the guests a scare. Confused

Would you, could you, with a stoat? ๐Ÿฆก
It would fit inside your tote. ๐Ÿ’ผ

I would not like it with a goat, or with a stoat.
I don't care if it fits in a tote, I do not want it on my boat! At wits end

Would you like it with a bear?
A boat, a band, a dancing bear? ๐Ÿป

I do not want it with a bear,
My guests would have a real big scare! Surprised

Sheva Brochos in a car? ๐Ÿš—
If so, you could go quite far.

I don't want to travel far,
It's much too crowded in a car. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ

If a car's too small, try a truck! ๐Ÿšš
You can fit in lots of ducks. ๐Ÿฆ†

Then drive the ducks back to the boat.
Ducks love to be on things that float.

I know this poem is over written,
But would you please, consider a kitten? ๐Ÿ˜บ


Edited to fix a word.


Last edited by FranticFrummie on Tue, Aug 03 2021, 11:39 am; edited 1 time in total
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 6:27 pm
Frantic Frummie Applause I knew someone would go there but you went above and beyond!
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  liveandlove.ima  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Aug 02 2021, 9:23 pm
Jewish kids clothing website

I don't know what it is exactly in this subject line, but it triggered me LOL
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 03 2021, 7:01 am
2 month old cough
2 months is a long time to cough, but a bronchitis cough can last that long or be chronic. Always best to check it out.
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 03 2021, 7:04 am
Nut free peanut chews

I have to comment on this again. If itโ€™s nut free itโ€™s not peanut. How about โ€œimitation peanut chewsโ€ ideas for subject line?
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  Success10  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Aug 04 2021, 6:03 am
Is Ron making a big mistake?

I'll say!! He should just invite Hermione to the Yule Ball instead of being all awkward and tough about it. Sheesh!
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