What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Kiwi13

Thu, May 13 2021, 9:33 pm

Who knows gnocchi

“WHO knows gnocchi? I know gnocchi! Gnocchi’s a lump, gnocchi’s a lump, gnocchi’s a luuuump.... of pure chametz! *da, da, da-da-DA! Da dada da-da da-da DA!”

↑ imasinger ↓

Thu, May 13 2021, 9:37 pm

Double digit moms (my actual first reaction)

Aren't we all? I don't know any moms who give birth while still in their single digits, isn't that considered child abuse?

↑ NotLazySusan ↓

Thu, May 13 2021, 9:56 pm

imasinger wrote:

Double digit moms (my actual first reaction)

Aren't we all? I don't know any moms who give birth while still in their single digits, isn't that considered child abuse?

Mine was “2 digit moms? I have 10 digits (aka fingers)!!”

↑ enneamom ↓

Thu, May 13 2021, 10:08 pm

Kiwi13 wrote:

Who knows gnocchi

“WHO knows gnocchi? I know gnocchi! Gnocchi’s a lump, gnocchi’s a lump, gnocchi’s a luuuump.... of pure chametz! *da, da, da-da-DA! Da dada da-da da-da DA!”

The song started in my head but I couldn't finish it, so thanks for that.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 13 2021, 10:53 pm

enneamom wrote:

The song started in my head but I couldn't finish it, so thanks for that.

I kind of beat you all to it in my OP.
And yes to the digit mom reactions. Mine too. (The age one.)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, May 14 2021, 7:34 am

Fill in the blanks:

Do you --- of a real estate lawyer in Scranton?

I think OP --- a word.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, May 14 2021, 7:38 am

Anyone else confused by this?

Shabbos shoes for 17 year old size 2 kids

What size is the 17 year old?

Does the 17 year old have 2 kids?

Is the 17 year old a twin?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, May 14 2021, 10:58 am

Manifesting twins

Wave your wand, and say "Expecto Duo Parentis!"

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, May 14 2021, 11:04 am

Porcupine Meatballs Easy Recipe?

One the minus side, it's treif, but on the plus side, you don't need to provide toothpicks.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, May 14 2021, 11:17 am

DrMom wrote:

Porcupine Meatballs Easy Recipe?

One the minus side, it's treif, but on the plus side, you don't need to provide toothpicks.

Is wedding rings a must?

The grammar on this is making my eyes bleed. ARE rings, not IS! PLURAL!!! Banging head

I feel like I'm reading "I can has cheezburger." https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/ Who knows, maybe this post was written by a cat? 🐱

↑ enneamom ↓

Fri, May 14 2021, 11:19 am

FranticFrummie wrote:

Is wedding rings a must?

The grammar on this is making my eyes bleed. ARE rings, not IS! PLURAL!!! Banging head

I feel like I'm reading "I can has cheezburger." https://icanhas.cheezburger.com/ Who knows, maybe this post was written by a cat? 🐱

Then I can see why she doesn't want to wear her wedding ring. Me-owch!

↑ Einikel ↓

Fri, May 14 2021, 6:11 pm

Double digit moms

Polygamy is illegal in the US

↑ 4g01o ↓

Wed, May 19 2021, 10:48 am

Baby sitting not straight

What's not straight, I'm assuming an issue with the payment?

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, May 23 2021, 7:57 pm

Will you stop wearing a lace top/lace front wig?

Isn't that like asking, when did you stop beating your wife? (Though I see there is an option for never wore one, this is my immediate reaction to title).

↑ Elfrida ↓

Mon, May 24 2021, 6:55 am

America is gone probably for good

And I never even got to visit...

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, May 24 2021, 1:04 pm

Intimacy
How often is normal?

About as often as this subject comes up.

Oh, and Elfrida, you're not missing much. The Grand Canyon is nice, but everything else is going to heck in a handbasket.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 24 2021, 10:36 pm

Moving Brooklyn to Lakewood.
Only in the Folksbiene version of Macbeth. Otherwise, Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, May 25 2021, 8:59 am

zaq wrote:

Moving Brooklyn to Lakewood.
Only in the Folksbiene version of Macbeth. Otherwise, Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane.

Mountains to Mohamed?

↑ Java ↓

Tue, May 25 2021, 9:06 am

Heel callous remover

Why don't you just use a nice heel remover?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, May 25 2021, 9:23 pm

Michele watches
Whom or what does s/he watch?