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Mitzvahmom




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 03 2008, 1:22 pm
My ex husband liked to torment me with social services...

It just so happened one night they came to my home, and we were in the process of creating challah... Which we had put on a tray to rise, and the proceeded to have a massive flour fight.. (yes there was plastic down to catch the flour).

Then the door bell rang

So I went to the door covered head to toe in flour, and answered it.

The social worker's eyes got big, and then she noticed three children covered in flour and started cracking up. She asked me to close the door for a min so she could compose herself. Then rang the bell again, and I opened it and she cracked up again!! We both agreed she could come back in a week to see the apt, as obviously it was a flour mess at that time!

Then we went to court and the judge noticed (and my ex highlighted THAT PARTICULAR TEXT) that on a particular date the social worker had only made this note, "mother is active and has fun activities with the kids, giving the mom a week to clean apt."

So the judge said, was your apt really that dirty, maybe we need to have a social worker come all the time. So I slowly began to tell the story, by the time I was done everyone was laughing and my ex was giving me such an angry look. And then when I pointed that the following week I got a glowing report, the judge said fine..

thought it was funny Smile One of the good memories from divorce.
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red sea




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 03 2008, 1:25 pm
LOL thanks for making me laugh, that is really very funny
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supermommy




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 03 2008, 5:44 pm
LOL LOL LOL LOL
cute
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GAMZu




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 03 2008, 5:55 pm
lol!
That's great!
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foreverhappy




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 03 2008, 5:58 pm
delete

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Squash




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 03 2008, 6:05 pm
I wish I could be that good to have a flour fight with the kids. LOL
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Lechatchila Ariber




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 03 2008, 6:19 pm
mitzvamom, I love that story. LOL
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greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Mar 03 2008, 8:22 pm
yup what a FUN sounding story ... I can just imagine the white powdery mess and the laughter ... Nervous
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amother


 

Post Tue, Mar 04 2008, 12:07 am
what a happy ending Twisted Evil LOL
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