fifth grade teacher asked her class to...........

funny50

Thu, Feb 28 2008, 8:20 pm

fifth grade teacher asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:

GOD IS LIKE
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

GOD IS LIKE
a FORD
He's got a better idea.

GOD IS LIKE
COKE
He's the real thing.

GOD IS LIKE
TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

GOD IS LIKE
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

GOD IS LIKE
SEARS
He has everything.

GOD IS LIKE
ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.

GOD IS LIKE
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.

GOD IS LIKE
DELTA
He's ready when you are.

GOD IS LIKE
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.
GOD IS LIKE
VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

GOD IS LIKE
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.

GOD IS LIKE
the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.