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 Fri, Nov 20 2020, 11:48 am
| zaq wrote: | No, they don't, because lefi halacha there is no such thing as mezonos rolls.*
* (If it looks like bread, tastes like bread, and, more importantly, is being used like bread to make a meal, it has the status of bread.) |
I agree that many people are not aware of this Halacha. So many people mistakenly think that if bread has some apple juice it’s the perfect trick to take a shortcut and make mezonos on a huge “mezonos” baguette sandwich.
-Says the lady whose family is the only one whose kids wash for pizza in the pizza shop and they don’t understand why we have different halachos than others! (I’m sure others wash as well but somehow they don’t visit the pizza shop when we do) P.S. we do pizza for lunch or dinner, not snack.
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Sat, Nov 21 2020, 5:09 pm
If a baby throws up on Shabbos.
That’s a sign of a mazeldig week ahead! (Also a sign of lots of laundry motse shabbos)
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 4:29 pm
Trump admin ready for transition
It’s almost time to push, and then there’s going to be a beautiful baby!!
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 4:42 pm
| NotLazySusan wrote: | Trump admin ready for transition
It’s almost time to push, and then there’s going to be a beautiful baby!! |
Except the baby is a few decades old 
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 4:46 pm
| ExtraCredit wrote: | | Except the baby is a few decades old |
I know I know, but transition is when it gets exciting!
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 5:05 pm
Up is down and left is right
Hashem is here Hashem is there ... up up down down right left and all around...
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 5:23 pm
| NotLazySusan wrote: | | I know I know, but transition is when it gets exciting! |
It’s when everyone starts yelling
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 5:24 pm
| ExtraCredit wrote: | | It’s when everyone starts yelling |
Yes, exactly!
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 5:47 pm
A new magazine called wow? for kids
It’s probably just for girls because you know- Women of the Wall!
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 6:02 pm
I Got A Call From...
an old friend, we used to be real close.
Said he couldn't go on the American way.
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Mon, Nov 23 2020, 11:31 pm
How would things change if clothing and beauty didn't exist?
We'd all be cold and ugly?
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 7:16 am
| DrMom wrote: | How would things change if clothing and beauty didn't exist?
We'd all be cold and ugly? |
Exactly my thoughts!
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 8:14 am
| NotLazySusan wrote: | | I know I know, but transition is when it gets exciting! |
I hugged you. If you described transition as "exciting", you were probably unconscious.
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 8:43 am
What does "Flatbushy" mean?
Control top pantyhose.
(Think about it for a minute...)
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 8:44 am
First cousins weddings
This should be in the thread about a niece marrying her uncle.
(Cue banjo music)
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 8:45 am
| WitchKitty wrote: | | I hugged you. If you described transition as "exciting", you were probably unconscious. |
Not unconscious, just excited to finally be almost there... (my shortest labor was14 hours)
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 11:34 am
| FranticFrummie wrote: | What does "Flatbushy" mean?
Control top pantyhose.
(Think about it for a minute...) |
It’s good you told us to think about it for a minute. It does take that extra second...
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 6:50 pm
When did you put on maternity?
The other day when I had a convention and decided it looks cooler to look pregnant than JPF (just plain fat).
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 6:53 pm
If a baby throws up on Shabbos.
The frum (and less popular) version of "If You Give a Moose a Muffin."
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Tue, Nov 24 2020, 6:54 pm
How much do you have in you account now?
Would you like my bank info and routing number too?
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