What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Tue, Nov 17 2020, 10:39 pm

mamma llama wrote:

If the wedding is online, then how can they even tell who brought along the plus-size guests...? 🤔

Zoom, my dear, zoom!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Nov 17 2020, 10:42 pm

How to deal with childish husband

Nanny Jo says to put him in the Naughty Corner.

One minute for every year of his age. If he tries to come out of the corner too soon, start the timer over again.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 9:04 am

How far should a friendship go?

To the moon and back!

↑ mamma llama ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 10:28 am

Yoyo Stroller

So now yoyos are so fragile that they need their own strollers. Who even comes up with these ideas?!

↑ 4g01o ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 10:58 am

Need Plus-Size wedding guest flattering for short gal ONLINE

I'm over weight, can I join the wedding? It's been a while since I've been to a simcha!
Not plus size though.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 11:00 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

Need plus-size wedding guest flattering for short gal ONLINE
I can certainly be your plus-size wedding guest, but I’m not sure I’m flattering for a short gal or for any gal. TMI

I was wondering why plus-sized men would be flattering for a short gal.
I would have thought the size discrepancy would be unflattering (or at least awkward).

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 11:06 am

DrMom wrote:

I was wondering why plus-sized men would be flattering for a short gal.
I would have thought the size discrepancy would be unflattering (or at least awkward).

No, the plus-size guest would be making flattering comments to the short gal.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 7:39 pm

Stick on Headboards for Master

Why does your master keep a stick on his headboard? I really hope he uses words and not sticks when he’s angry!

↑ NotLazySusan ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 7:45 pm

Not Spotting?

Its important to ensure spotting during gymnastics training for safety purposes

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 8:08 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Stick on Headboards for Master

Why does your master keep a stick on his headboard? I really hope he uses words and not sticks when he’s angry!

I know, right? I have SO many questions... TMI

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Wed, Nov 18 2020, 8:10 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

I know, right? I have SO many questions... TMI

Same. I only posted the PC one.

↑ mamma llama ↓

Thu, Nov 19 2020, 3:00 pm

What is considered an average salary?

I read this as "what is conspiracy on average salary?" and was a bit confused!

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Thu, Nov 19 2020, 3:07 pm

ISO Best pareve milk

Another nursing thread?

↑ WitchKitty ↓

Thu, Nov 19 2020, 3:21 pm

What "pekl" would you prefer?

The ones with the chocolate umbrellas.

↑ liveandlove.ima ↓

Thu, Nov 19 2020, 4:49 pm

Bungalow for just plain frum family

I would love to consider myself "Vanilla" as opposed to "Plain"

↑ liveandlove.ima ↓

Thu, Nov 19 2020, 6:52 pm

Looking to sell dainty baby store dredit

Wow. that must be so hard for you that you dread it

↑ liveandlove.ima ↓

Thu, Nov 19 2020, 9:10 pm

Looking for a bungalow colony that’s our type

my "type" bungalow colony would be outgoing trees, super-friendly grass, ambitious parks etc...

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Thu, Nov 19 2020, 11:07 pm

My daughter got a stain from rice on her jacket

To the rav! But pronto...

↑ NotLazySusan ↓

Thu, Nov 19 2020, 11:14 pm

Mezonos [b]rolls - calories?[/b]

Yes dear, Mezonos rolls do have calories

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Nov 20 2020, 12:25 pm

NotLazySusan wrote:

Mezonos [b]rolls - calories?[/b]

Yes dear, Mezonos rolls do have calories

No, they don't, because lefi halacha there is no such thing as mezonos rolls.*

* (If it looks like bread, tastes like bread, and, more importantly, is being used like bread to make a meal, it has the status of bread.)