What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ liveandlove.ima ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 12:40 am

How to say no to neighbor who wants us to “babysit” via

start by pushing your tongue forward in an upward position, then open your mouth fully
repeat after me Nnnnoooo...
Thank me later

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 8:24 am

Please post your most awesome marble cake!

It's just a chocolate cake. Oops, must have stirred it too much or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 8:26 am

What motivated your DH to work on himself?

My buying him a new set of surgical tools.

↑ rising hero ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 9:42 am

Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music

windchime ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 9:47 am

Madam F. wrote:

Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music

Ditto. You beat me to it!

↑ liveandlove.ima ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 9:49 am

Madam F. wrote:

Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music

on a similar note I keep on seeing bang bang... lol

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 10:38 am

Madam F. wrote:

Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music

Try reading “bag ban again” 10x fast.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 1:36 pm

ExtraCredit wrote:

Try reading “bag ban again” 10x fast.

I don't think I can say anything 10x fast without tripping over my tongue.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 2:46 pm

Madam F. wrote:

Bag ban - again

I keep reading it "ben bag bag" Music

And I see "Big Ben."

↑ Cookie Monster

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 5:28 pm

Pregnancy

Can this have side effects?

Ummmmm.. Duh!!!

↑ NotLazySusan ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 6:08 pm

Allergies
One Year Old’s Bottle

duh... of course. Maybe get a new bottle?

↑ liveandlove.ima ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 6:52 pm

The death of the two income family

BDE RIP 💔

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Oct 19 2020, 10:05 pm

Frum laundry detergent

Male or female? Yeshivish? Chasidish? Jpf?

Hat or shtreimel. band, fall or tichel

Beard? Clean shaven?

High neck collar.

The scenarios are endless. I’m just picturing my 210 oz arm & hammer bottle with payes & flat Biber hat (it’s a bachur version FYI so new beard stubble)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Oct 20 2020, 3:12 am

ExtraCredit wrote:

Don’t keep up with the Jones’s, where in Florida to move to

You can move anywhere in Florida, last I heard the Jones’s have no plan of moving from NY. You’re safe.

Unless they read all the posts here about moving and decide they have some keeping up to do themselves.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Oct 20 2020, 6:31 am

What is asked during primary interview?
Don't bother opening. It's been locked and moved to politics. To be revived in 2022, if Moshiach's not here yet.

↑ Success10 ↓

Tue, Oct 20 2020, 7:12 am

How does your therapist end the session?

"So that's $250. Cash or check?"

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Oct 20 2020, 7:45 am

Why do some threads get removed without any explanation

Well, if we told you, it wouldn't be without explanation...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Oct 20 2020, 8:57 am

S/0 Would you leave for 15 minutes?

It's S/O for spinoff, capital O, not numeral 0. Dividing by zero will get you a visit from Math Protective Services.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Tue, Oct 20 2020, 10:12 am

When do you turn on the heat?
Nov 17 at 6:30 p.m. Thanks for asking. When do you turn on the light?

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Tue, Oct 20 2020, 10:17 am

Do I really need a shhet on my baby’s crib?
No, a sheet is good enough.