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↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Oct 15 2020, 7:17 pm

How do I show respect

For starters, show me my propers when you get home.

Also, take care, TCB.

↑ liveandlove.ima ↓

Fri, Oct 16 2020, 1:45 am

My baby might be trying to kill me

Oh My, does the baby have a gun or what? Can't Believe It

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Oct 16 2020, 6:55 am

Cliches that make no sense

I read this as "cliques that make no sense"
Cliques never make any sense

↑ liveandlove.ima ↓

Sat, Oct 17 2020, 7:06 pm

Pregnant with husband at work

God forbit pregnant [not] with husband's 😂😂

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sat, Oct 17 2020, 7:35 pm

Do you speak Yiddish?
Nein.

↑ zaq ↓

Sat, Oct 17 2020, 7:40 pm

Anorexia where to start?
Trust me, you don't want to start.

↑ silverlining3 ↓

Sat, Oct 17 2020, 10:50 pm

Pregnant with husband at work

Are you saying you're pregnant with your husband, aka, carrying him inside you!?!?!?

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sat, Oct 17 2020, 11:08 pm

If schools are closed, why are school buses going and coming?
A- the drivers shouldn’t lose their jobs because schools are closed. They can’t drive on zoom. They can continue their routes without actually picking up students, and still get paid. Tuition is still being charged.
B- they are delivering school lunches. The cooks shouldn’t lose their jobs either. Even if they can cook on zoom the kids can’t eat on zoom.
C-some bus drivers don’t own family cars. They might be heading to Walmart with their family.
D-they are taking home the janitors. They shouldn’t be losing their jobs either. They can’t clean on zoom.
Hope this solves the mystery for you.

Last edited by ExtraCredit on Sun, Oct 18 2020, 8:28 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Oct 18 2020, 6:20 am

They're coming for you next

https://www.youtube.com/watch?.....Xnd1I

ETA: Apologies to the OP and everyone who is impacted by NY lunacy. But I couldn't pass this up Twisted Evil

Last edited by PinkFridge on Sun, Oct 18 2020, 6:41 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ imanonymous ↓

Sun, Oct 18 2020, 6:39 am

Longevity of lace

I read this as "longevity of face."

My reaction? That's an odd way to describe having a long face, and also, who cares how long your face is??

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Oct 18 2020, 8:20 am

Smells like sewage when I run my washing machine

Husband: "Of course we don't need to hire someone to hook up the washing machine. I know exactly what I'm doing! Do I look like a fool to you?"

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Oct 18 2020, 10:14 am

My new GE fridg is making humming noise

Husband: "Of course we don't need to hire someone to install the fridge. I know exactly what I'm doing! Do I look like a fool to you?"

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Oct 18 2020, 2:16 pm

Shortcut for doing laundry?

Shortcut for taking a shower

Take the laundry into the shower with you? 2 for 1!

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sun, Oct 18 2020, 2:31 pm

Don’t keep up with the Jones’s, where in Florida to move to

You can move anywhere in Florida, last I heard the Jones’s have no plan of moving from NY. You’re safe.